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Hark! The trumpet sounds forth the call! Make ready the pandas of war!
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Whose Woods these are, I think I know... Mainly because of that sign that says, "These be Ted's Woods."
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Get out there and live your life. But don't die, that would defeat the purpose of my first statement.
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I got the edge of my sleeve wet while washing my hands. Day ruined!
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I could have been an astronaut, but then I broke bread with you people. Think on that knowledge.
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Death was at my door, but I was in the shower. The note he left was poorly written.
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Brothers, hear me now! They may take Discover, MasterCard, and American Express, but they will never take our Chase Freeeeeedooooom!
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Next time you find a can of chicken soup, don't drink it, don't eat it, but give it to your brother. It's probably really boogers.
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My fire-type Pokémon can beat your ice-type Pokémon! All the kids from the late nineties know what I'm talking about!
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I support the gay agenda. I support any agenda, in fact. Time management is the key to any successful meeting.
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I don't care if it's a so-called young adult novel, I love reading the Bible.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs.
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When the sun goes down on this city, be sure to have a camera ready. Celeb sex tapes are all the rage and the sun is so hot right now.
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Whose woods these are, I think I know... Mainly because of that sign that says, "These be Ted's woods."
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If small is big and big is absolute, then I suggest fighting the mongoose and flipping 2+ burgers.
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The guy who invented the fleshlight has a real cumrags-to-riches story.
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Happiness is wearing at least four different scarves on any given day.
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I prefer a Clean Rain-scented toilet bowl cleaner to Spring Mountain Fresh.
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"Holmes, you've done it again!" I cried, to which my friend replied, "Yes Watson, 40 fire-hot buffalo wings in a single sitting!"
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In space no one can hear you scream. In time someone might wonder where you are.
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Many sleep in the nude, but I sleep In The Mood by Glenn Miller
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Hey Giving Tree! Why don't you make that boy of yours earn his apples instead giving him a freaking handout!
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A little dab'll do ya at first, but then you keep craving more and end up with hair so hard it can cut rock.
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