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I told her everything tastes better fried in bacon grease, but my burnt peen remained untasted.
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Popping-Cherry Blumpkins, that is what they use to call me. Now I am Popping-Zits Santorum.
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Time is every where, stretching across all of space, from the farthest stars to right up your pee-hole.
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Today, yesterday, next Tuesday afternoon. These are all days.
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Boil some water off, add some flavor, strain it in muslin; its all Greek yogurt to me.
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He gave me a run for his money and a brisk walk for his tootsie roll.
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Celestial objects born of eternal fusion bend space & time in an ever-expanding universe & you wanna talk about our crippling debt? Set priorities.
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There's an app for just about everything, but no app can save you from the pain I'll bring you.
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Just as she whispers, "I'll never stop feeding you tacos," she stops feeding you tacos... thus goes the way of the world.
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"I cannot help but love you," she whispered into my ear. Then the two walked into the sunset, leaving me alone and with significant hearing loss.
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Well cover me in powdered sugar and call me a Danish!
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CAUTION: Not to be used on heating appliances. Suitable for use at no more than 93 degrees C (200 F)
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Time is on my side and together we'll take on space. To the stars!
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Put a munchkin in a doughnut hole and you'll never need a friend again.
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I am what I am and what I am is a chicken sandwich.
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To the stars, I say! To the stars! Let us touch ourselves to the stars!
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Went into the woods behind my house. Nothing happened. #sondheimsaliar
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A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.
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"By Jove, you've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, Watson, 6 Twinkies in a single hour!"
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Let the world take note... I am not wearing pants. Ok, I'm wearing pants.
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Choose wisely when making friends, and choose friends when making wise.
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Sweet love songs fill the room, but my baby gots no ears.
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Time can pass, gas can pass, people pass too. And yet the Time Gas People of my native planet stay still.
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In a child's laughter, I too find joy. In a kitten's purr, I too find comfort. In the song of a bird, I too find orgasmic delight.
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