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    I know, I know, I know... I shouldn't have worn bubblegum pants to a gum-chewing party.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    They say life is what you make, so let's make it a turkey club, with plenty of pickles. Light on the mayo.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    To err is human, which is why I bought this robo-horse.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm back, but not in black. My wife only buys me shirts in earth tones.

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    Life is full of possibilities. I'll sit with my bag of potato chips and wait for them to happen.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If my interpretation is correct, Einstein meant that Time is my cousin and Space is my nephew.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Today is a great day to spend with someone you care about, but you chose to spend it with me.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I only have one heart to give... I sold the rest to some dude named Freddy.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I never claimed to be a blue-haired clown with a compulsive spending problem.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My heart raced as she moved towards me. She leaned in, bringing her lips to my ear. I felt her hot breath as she whispered, "tacos, please."

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Stop, Hammer-time! Screwdriver-space! Wrench-matter!

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Why have a cowman when you can be the cowman?

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I know what you would have from me and in my heart, I do admit, it is my desire to give it you, yet it cannot be so, for I already ate it.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am the barber of Seville, not Fleet Street, and frankly, I'm sick of the confusion.

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    I didn't look at my gift horse in the mouth, but also, who sent me this freakin' horse?

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    First I was afraid, I was petrified. Then I was like, "whatever, shit happens."

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm not saying this sentence I'm currently saying, but if I did, I would not have.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've got two tickets to paradise, but both are for aisle seats with two layovers, so probs not worth it.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Love is a many-splendored thing, but also a shitty one.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm a modern parent. I spare the rod and spoil the meat, then force the child to eat the spoiled meat and laugh as they suffer from the digestive discomfort.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I swear my love, I didn't cheat. A referee was watching the whole time and he seemed super cool with it.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The song "Put on a Happy Face" is basically Dick Van Dyke telling a woman she should smile more.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Did you ever know that your my burrito? You're everything I would like to eat. And I can fart louder than a beagle, 'cause you are the wind within my pants.

    By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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