jaymanthegreat
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Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When John Smith told the crowd "Lets be friends with the savages," they only responded with pilgrumbles.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. But I'm also a person! With Feelings! Dad!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Irish cannibals are a dying breed. Take the Isle's potatoes!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They say life is what you make, so let's make it a turkey club, with plenty of pickles. Light on the mayo.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I said nothing about buttermilk! Buckwheat 'til I die!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Suggested by my six-year-old daughter: Super Pooper Looper Snooper
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To err is human, which is why I bought this robo-horse.
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My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I tried to force feed my cat, but my Jedi powers failed me.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Maybe she's born with it, but it looks cancerous to me.
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Grab a box of tissues, because here's a sad fact: sometimes baby pandas die.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I drove my Ford to the levee. It just wasn't the same.
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If you got it, flaunt it. But not right in my face! Kevin!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My extra-sensitive toothpaste gets upset when I use other toothpastes.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I swear, that apple got those bruises falling out of a bag.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The "deck" in "Deck the Halls" means decorate. Poor little Timmy learned too late.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If I had the time, I'd give every one of you a kiss on the bum, grammy-style!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I look at smiling faces of children, all I can think is "stop staring at those kids! You'll get in trouble again!"
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If dinosaurs are so cool, why don't you ever see them driving fancy cars to fancy bars?
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you think smoking makes you look cool, you're wrong! Nothing makes a duck look cool.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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