jaymanthegreat
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Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Meatball Monday, Taco Tuesday, Weiner Wednesday... My meal plan or sex schedule? Why not both?!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dark is the color of my coffee, jittery is the energy it gives me.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When John Smith told the crowd "Lets be friends with the savages," they only responded with pilgrumbles.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. But I'm also a person! With Feelings! Dad!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I swear, that apple got those bruises falling out of a bag.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If dinosaurs are so cool, why don't you ever see them driving fancy cars to fancy bars?
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I have a fetish for staring at my own flaccid penis. It's kinda hard.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I said nothing about buttermilk! Buckwheat 'til I die!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pornstar sex is just like regular sex, only with pornstars.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Suggested by my six-year-old daughter: Super Pooper Looper Snooper
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Irish cannibals are a dying breed. Take the Isle's potatoes!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Mashin' da taters. Mashin' da taters. Turkey, Gravy, Yum. T'gving!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Maybe she's born with it, but it looks cancerous to me.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you got it, flaunt it. But not right in my face! Kevin!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My extra-sensitive toothpaste gets upset when I use other toothpastes.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Easy come, easy go. Easy come back, you forgot your mittens!
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The "deck" in "Deck the Halls" means decorate. Poor little Timmy learned too late.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I tried to force feed my cat, but my Jedi powers failed me.
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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At this juncture I felt inclined to slap my friend, Sherlock Holmes, across the face, stating, "Your mother's elementary!"
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I look at smiling faces of children, all I can think is "stop staring at those kids! You'll get in trouble again!"
By jaymanthegreat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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