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Posts posted by jaymanthegreat
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Life is full of possibilities. I'll sit with my bag of potato chips and wait for them to happen.Â
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If my interpretation is correct, Einstein meant that Time is my cousin and Space is my nephew.
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Today is a great day to spend with someone you care about, but you chose to spend it with me.
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I only have one heart to give... I sold the rest to some dude named Freddy.
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I'm back, but not in black. My wife only buys me shirts in earth tones.
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To err is human, which is why I bought this robo-horse.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.
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I never claimed to be a blue-haired clown with a compulsive spending problem.
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My heart raced as she moved towards me. She leaned in, bringing her lips to my ear. I felt her hot breath as she whispered, "tacos, please."Â
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Stop, Hammer-time! Screwdriver-space! Wrench-matter!
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Boost #noshame
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I know, I know, I know... I shouldn't have worn bubblegum pants to a gum-chewing party.
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I know, I know, I know... I shouldn't have worn bubblegum pants to a gum-chewing party.