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When it come to windmills, I'm a big fan and so are they!
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Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup.
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I tried to force feed my cat, but my Jedi powers failed me.
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Let the world take note... I am not wearing pants. Ok, I'm wearing pants.
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I don't want to say I'm scared of Death, but I'm pretty sure he's standing right over my shoulder, so I will.
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Good news, Joe is slowly crawling back to life and I be bum-humpin' chunkies to the grave!
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I need twenty stout young men to man a vessel that shall transport twenty-five tons of ice to the tropics! 'Twill be a pretty cool trip!
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Life is what you make it, so make it an oatmeal creme pie.
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Just as she whispers, "I'll never stop feeding you tacos," she stops feeding you tacos... thus goes the way of the world.
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There's an app for just about everything, but no app can save you from the pain I'll bring you.
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If you got it, flaunt it. But not right in my face! Kevin!
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I am what I am and what I am is a chicken sandwich.
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Don't cry over split milk, rejoice because the milk truly lived.
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If you must have a chip on your shoulder make sure it's one of those reduced sodium kinds.
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Put a munchkin in a doughnut hole and you'll never need a friend again.
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Tutankhamun's curse shall haunt you all! But I use it for bubble baths.
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Li'l lads lickin' lollipops will never keep me down, clown.
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When taking a hot yoga class, remember to free your mind-- not your ding-a-ling.
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Behold, my the rubber ducky armada! And people said I was a quack!
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"i" comes before "e." In fact, "e" never gets to finish at all.
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The only difference between me and you is that we're the same person.
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Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.
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I tried to force feed my cat, but my Jedi powers failed me.
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Well played, sir.