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When going out to find yourself remember to bring a fresh pair of undies.
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Please don't comment! If Scott picks this one he'll say you wrote it instead of me.
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Don't comment! Scott will mistribute the catchphrase to you!
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Don't comment on this! Scott will think you wrote it instead of me!
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When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.
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...as I drain the last drop of bourbon and put out my last cigarette. Ever since I met that dame, I knew this day would come. Now it has... Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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In the great history of time only pepper jack has pleased me.
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...we're zooming to zaptown! Other Z words!
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...won't fix the whole left by your cat.
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..with joke-soaked tongues.
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...of Paul Giamatti's life.
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...and call be a brisket!
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...it's Comedy Bang Bang!
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...filling my lungs with a pink confection poison, sending my into a state of diabetic shock.
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...but I can't tell time. Time seems like a major douche.
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..rejoice that the milk truly lived.
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...One Life to Live Seasons 1 through 12 on DVD, but not Blu-ray.
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...but I lost the way of the sub long ago.
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...a better superstar than Jesus ever was.
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