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Posts posted by jaymanthegreat
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Prithee, what ist that is up, O dog of great heat?
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England is good. England is great. Whether you're a chap or bloke or mate. Sipping tea with sheep in fields. Pickled fish and sausage with every meal.
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We have an American playing Sherlock Holmes and a Brit playing Superman. Let's all admit that they were both mistakes and move on
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Success is not final, failure is not fatal. Unless you succeeded at catching pneumonia to get out of work, but failed to properly recover.
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"By George! You've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, my good Watson," was his reply, "Ten pints in twenty minutes. Tomorrow-- twelve!"
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"Brilliant, Holmes!" I ejaculated, which was a perfectly acceptable synonym for "exclaimed" in my day.
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As Churchill said, “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be disgusted by my behavior at this child’s party."
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Can't say I'm for Queen and Country. I like the former band, but the latter genre is not for me.
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Life is but a lightly-jogging shadow (this quote has been updated to meet new federal guidelines on fitness.)
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I have no Doubt, sir. But there are many other Meryl Streep movies to choose from.
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As I watched her walk out of the house and out of my life, I couldn't help but think, "dinosaurs are cool."
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The Mohawk were an Iroquoian-speaking indigenous people living and hunting in upstate New York and Vermont. The Mullet people invented the beer-cozy.
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Seeing your lady on the regs, great. Seeing her on the rags, not great, but I'll do it. On the rags on the regs? See a doctor!
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No! Use baby powder on your fanny, don't use your fanny to powder the baby!
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Download, upload, overload, get loaded, loaded baked potatoes... None of these are the type of load you blow, children.
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Whiten my teeth, bleach my butt... Whiten my teeth, bleach my butt... This peroxide gotta go somewhere!
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I'm back, in black, eatin' a snack, having a whack, fearing an attack.
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I don't know much about North Dakota, but why aren't people concerned about Dennis Rodman building nukes there?
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When I was young, courting meant sharing a milk shake and holding hands, now it's all kale smoothies and fisting.
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All-you-can-eat sushi is only good if you like sushi.
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Beware, I say to thee! If any be so bold as to take my yogurt from the fridge, my memo of vengeance shall fly to thee on swift wings!
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Sorry Ma, we was just a-wrestlin' a lil' bit. We didn't mean to kill all them there chickens.
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Of Mice and Men? Way can it be of Rats and Women? I blame that Al Gore.
Suddenly I felt my compelled to give my good friend, Mr Sherlock Holmes, a slap across the face, shouting, "Your mother's elementary!"
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Suddenly I felt my compelled to give my good friend, Mr Sherlock Holmes, a slap across the face, shouting, "Your mother's elementary!"