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______SILENCE_____the great catchphrase strike of 2015 continues....
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Beatin' ain't cheatin" says Chris Brown (and married masturbators).
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"Buns of steel? Try all of steel" ---The Terminator, spoken wryly to a wall of TVs he passes by after the nude time travel thing happens
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"Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.
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"Doing it doggy style" is an insult to all the missionary style loving canines of the world
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"Don't eat the brown acid" and other lies the blue acid corporation want you to believe next on an all new Geraldo
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"Fear is the weapon of the underprivileged few" said some confused guy. Shouldn't listen to him, he sounded confused.
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"Gimme that peel! Gotta have that peel!" said the modest banana.
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"I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan
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"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time but one who wants spanked? Gimme dat Bible, motherfuckers" ---Nietzsche
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"I took it upon myself to put this book upon myself" said the polite librarian that was bad at rapping and didn't believe in carts
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"I'd like to give the world a Coke" was the catchphrase of one of Marvel's lesser-known supervillians, Diabetes Man
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"I'm bringing sexy back". Damnit, Justin, this is a potluck please bring a side dish or dessert like we discussed
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"Let the wookie win" And with those 4 words, the great Dejarik point-shaving scandal of Sector 453G was born
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"Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.
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"My mayonnaise Goddess has got the pickle shits, Daddy". This sentence has never been spoken by a human before.
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"Penny for your thoughts" said no one, ever, on the planet of Pennieswereneverinventedhere
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"Pour Some Sugar On Me" was Def Leppard's 3rd greatest song about using ants as a torture method
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"Rabid raccoon? Kick that rodent to the moon" Would be funny if I were a 90 year old grandma smoking PCP
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"That's a low blow" said the man standing in a hole getting head
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"Tune in tomorrow for Tigers vs. Yankees" said the Confederate zoo owner as he stood over the mutilated Union soldiers
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"Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit
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"You really put the "chalk" in chocolate" would be a sick burn if you were a judge in a cooking competition.
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"You shall not pass...my high score" exclaimed Tommy Gandalf, the ultimate Pinball Wizard.
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