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Priory Mail gets your letter to God in two days or your money back
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As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.
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Lube Reed implores you to take a walk on the wild glide
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Momma always said if you can't say something nice then don't get out of bed, you are a worthless piece of human garbage & shouldn't be seen in public
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Poke-hontas taught the English settlers that fish could indeed be eaten raw
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Like peanut butter on a horse's lips, you really move me
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Gold Bondola powder keeps your balls dry as you row through Venice
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Still waters run deep, Muddy Waters runs cheap. All Blues albums 40% off with coupon.
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I'm very squeamish around deep wounds. Hashtag gash gag.
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Just ONCE in my life I'd like to see the dead meat eat the vulture. Life can be so unfair. #millennialproblems
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All my exes live in Texas. And of course by "exes" I mean "victims" and by "live" I mean "died by my own hands" and by "Texas" I mean "37 states..."
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Unfortunately for her father, Lizzie Borden greatly misunderstood the term "life hacks"
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Corpses with great looking teeth are the ultimate consolation prize. Thanks fluoride in tap water!
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner suffering from severe intestinal distress caused by eating produce without washing his disgusting thumb beforehand
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You know what they always say..."What good is a horse farmer if he's not in a universe that allows sentient creatures to be grown in fields?"
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June gloom? Get a room! Go boom-boom with your groom and fill your womb before the doom of being in a tomb looms.
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A tisket a tasket, a bunch of other weird old-timey words in a basket...
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Always wash your apples before eating, you never know which one was planted by Johnny Fappleseed.
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Dads and Grads are mad that Chad's ads for plaid pads for lads are clad with tads of Brad's sad nads.
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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by Providence (CONT)
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Cooing and the rustle of feathers. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
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Don't look a gift whore in the mouth, she's already been paid for, man, stop eyeballing her and just stick it in there already
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