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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth because horses have eyes you know, just look there.
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Every meme-orial day we remember the sacrifice of those cat pictures that made us laugh in days gone by
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The true nature of a man is revealed by the way he reads a catchphrase
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If you teach a blind fool how to fish for a bird in the hand, you will count your chickens upon the road less traveled.
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Remember that show where they ran around shoving groceries in their carts? This is not that show.
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I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day, with the occasional afternoon nap to enable this unusual schedule to continue indefinitely.
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"Your guess is as good as mine" said one clone to the other, multiple times daily, for the rest of their lives.
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I'm not saying she's a gold digger, she's more a foreman for the mining operation than an actual on-site prospector.
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We had joy,we had fun,we had seasons in the sun,which was crazy because the sun is really hot & we definitely should NOT have lasted that long
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If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, brought yr ID to the courthouse, took a blood test, payed a fee & signed the marriage license
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"Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.
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Thy thouest art thine thou thinest, art thine thou? Thus ends lesson one of old-timey Bible talk.
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Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication.The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering.Nah dude, I'm(CONT)
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I hear your fear is seeing your rear in a mirror; If you steer clear of beer for a year you'll veer from tears,for your ass will pass that glass(CONT)
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Anniversaries are like poetry: They have a verse inside of them and are easily forgotten
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Drastic times call for drastic measures, will you accept the charges, Mr. Measures?
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I hate to beat around the Bush, it's much more fulfilling to punch Jeb directly in the face.
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It's easy to make a mountain out of a molehill in the land of 5,000 foot moles.
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"Gimme that peel! Gotta have that peel!" said the modest banana.
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David Lee Broth loves some hot chicken noodle before belting out the high notes
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