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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Mothra-stafari rollin' up a fattie blunt to smoke wit' Godzilla Mon
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, no wait, they most definitely do, you can stop now, hypothesis proved.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Step on a crack, break your momma's back. Smoke some crack, break your momma's heart.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Peeps-ing Tom loves to watch you eat Easter candy in the nude
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Peep floop flangity shingy takka takk brappa nappa blammy blam
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How did THIS get made? I mean think about it, what are we even DOING here. Last show everyone. Move on with your lives.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you spent one percent of the military budget on education you'd have a lot of Rolls-Royces in the staff parking lot
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The new collaboration between Kanye West and his psychologist brings new meaning to the term "shrink wrap"
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yo momma so stupid she submits catch-and-release-phrases
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No no, you misunderstood. Soylent Green is peephole, you can totally see some boobies through it
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every man is looking for a lady in the parlor & a whore in the bedroom and a plumber in the bathroom & a carpenter on the roof because hey, free labor
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I think it'd be awesome to work in a lab because hey, free rat meat!
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I left my heart in San Francisco. Unfortunate for the patient, for the transplant was time-sensitive & now his chances of survival are slim to none
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I just flew into America, and boy are my arms Christian!
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be...
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My spirit animal is a Phoenix primarily because of the beauty of its feathers but there's also that arson thing I can't quite seem to shake
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Looking for one extra ticket to Superego SF Sketchfest (Saturday, January 14, 2017)
By Pure Guava, in Superego Archives
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If you build it, they will come. If you killed it, I will cum (I'm a necrophiliac).
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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During the next ice age I would hate to be one of those people who freak out over flag burning because they're going to have to make a choice (cont)
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh man, she really opened up a can of worms last night which was fortunate because I'm a talking catfish and hadn't eaten since breakfast.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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