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The FBI set up a fake app to capture people that distributed tree porn. Operation "Sap Fap App Trap" was a complete success.
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9 out of 10 time-travelers agree: You think shit is fucked up right now? Ohhhhh man....just you wait.
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Out of the seventeen British bands that dress up like aliens, Fleetwood Mac and Me is by far the most talented.
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Comedy Bang-Bang your head! Metal heath'll drive you mad
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Like sands through the hourglass, you are also an obsolete relic of times long gone. Clean out your desk, Jerry, the Robo-Timer3000 keeps time (cont)
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When in Vegas, do as the Vegans do: Drink, gamble, party, throw red paint on fur coats
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The Millennial Falcon and Gen-X Wing Fighter...is that a thing?
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Trick-or-treat, drop that beat, something something Skrillex
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"Doing it doggy style" is an insult to all the missionary style loving canines of the world
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"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time but one who wants spanked? Gimme dat Bible, motherfuckers" ---Nietzsche
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All that jumping is futile, Q-Bert. The colors may change but you'll never ever get off this platform.
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I wish Fort Knox was a pillow fort because stealing all that gold would make you really sleepy.
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I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. First of all, it's very rude to poke people with poles, secondly she's farther away than you think (cont)
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Don't drink that milk, it's spoiled. Mommy and Daddy buy that milk anything it asks for. Yuck.
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There's no "u" in team because you are terrible at sports and nobody likes you.There is a "u" in fuck off so maybe go look into that instead.
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Eskimos have 500 words for "snow" but only one for "ice" because hey, there's only so much room in the dictionary.
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"You really put the "chalk" in chocolate" would be a sick burn if you were a judge in a cooking competition.
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I'm flan-sexual; I like to have my cake and fuck it too.
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Thankfully for Marvel Professor Xavier's last name didn't start with a C. C-Men comics probably wouldn't sell as well in the more conservative markets
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Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? Find out next on the 2017 Texaco Amway Armed Forces Squatty Potty Rose Bowl, live from Pasadena.
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Taze me once, shame on me. Taze me twice, lose all muscle control, pee my pants and convulse violently
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I heard that if you tip the masseuse an extra $50 you get a cancelled ABC TV show starring Adam Pally and Casey Wilson
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