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"Your guess is as good as mine" said one clone to the other, multiple times daily, for the rest of their lives.
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"Your joints are just meat bends" said the weird literal hobo as he tap-danced upon his old brown flesh protectors
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2016. The year 2001 always dreamed of being but fell short due to poor life decisions, substance abuse, and just plain bad luck.
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4 score and 7 beers ago Babe-raham Lincoln ended the civil war by giving the South what it was totally begging for, full-frontal nudity, bro!Â
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6660: The Markup of the Beast. Thanks a lot inflation, you little devil you. Still a hell of a deal if you ask me.
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9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume
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9 out of 10 stupid assholes agree: The didgeridoo is awesome
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9 out of 10 time-travelers agree: You think shit is fucked up right now? Ohhhhh man....just you wait.
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99 out of every 100 doctors agree: Injecting chocolate straight in your thighs makes zero sense whatsoever.
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A decade of raves and all I have to show for it is this glitter lung...
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A double rainbow is almost as rare as people who give a shit about double rainbows
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A hologram never loses it's edge, you just gotta look harder, old man.
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A house divided against itself cannot stand but it sure makes for an interesting episode of reality TV
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A hush fell over the packed courtroom. The trial of the century was about to begin and no one wanted to miss a word of Vagina v. Ping-Pong Ball
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A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step...towards the gas pump to fill up your tank, and then 20 more to go grab a coffee, yr gonna need it
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A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee
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A nerd. A sweater. A microphone. Welcome to Comedy Bing-Bong.
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A pear is just pea with an r added. That's it, no wordplay or hidden double meanings, no innuendo or urine jokes intended.Just thought you should know
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A penny saved is a penny earned and thrown in the garbage because it's so much easier to just round up.
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