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A rose by any other name would make you seem like a dumb shit, it's obviously a rose just call it by it's name you twit
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Hello fill-in-the-blank! How about the traffic on the nearby freeway?The food your city is famous for is great. Now I'll mention a sports ball player.
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Oakland, land of Oaks. We're out of trees, the name is a joke. Concrete-city is more apropos, 'tis a pity no trees can grow
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You can tell by all the streamers, the piñata and the pin-the-tail on the donkey that California knows how to party.
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Bay Area where you at? Let me hear you! Make some noise! My reception is bad, you need to speak up. I'll just call you back later.
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Home again in the Golden state with it's magical seashore,awe-inspiring peaks,serene desert & towering redwoods.So many places to hide a dead hooker
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This catchphrase has altitude sickness and may want to drink some fluids before attempting any exclamation points.
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Ironic that the one state's name that begins with "Color" has a population of 99.99% white people
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Denver may be the Mile High City but it's a Miley High World
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Rubber ducky take flight! Leave this watery prison and fulfill your destiny. All those hobo prostates aren't going to milk themselves
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King Kong vs. Donkey Kong in ping-pong, winner gets his dong referred to as "long" in the new Cheech & Chong theme song
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I know of a place where the oak is royal, the pines are regal, and the birch are a bunch of disgusting peasants wallowing in their own filth
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I dream of a world where good fortune 'tis but a wheel spin away, where the vowels are for purchase, and the snow is white as Vanna.
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Pizza perverts the world over flock to Chicago for a slice o' that fuckable pie.
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Only 6 people were gored by Rodman during this year's Running of Da Bulls.
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Windy city quit blowin' my skirt over my head... you dirty ol' city gonna tell ma on you
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Decades of intensive psychotherapy, counseling, and medication, that is how Stella got her groove back.
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You have to strike while the iron is hot. That way you burn the flesh in addition to the regular bruises.
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Welcome to tonight's show, or as the British like to say "Blimey! Use this torch to find a lorry, govner"
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Milk milk lemonade what a disgusting attempt at the new Arnold Palmer
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In a land of milk and honey, cows & bees are enslaved.
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In a land of milk and honey those with waterproof boots are king
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George Washington's skeleton cries a tear of joy every time a brave young American finishes a shower beer
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