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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What are you complaining about, Native Americans? At least you didn't get the small-cocks blankets we sent to the Japanese
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"I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan
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The fact that there's entire farms dedicated to squeezing cow boobs is blowing my mind
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Say hello to the new boss, the same as the old boss, up to and including his actual skin (Skin suits emote power in the boardroom)
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 466 views
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Carry-on bag, my wayward son...that is all that is allowed on our airline before a fee applies
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Im just like Icarus,except instead of flying too close the sun I've got a really bad sunburn &instead of wax &feather wings I stuck a bird in a candle
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Just call me Drunk Jethro Tull because I love to solo on the champagne flute
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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That salamander has no salad manners, just look at the way it gulps down those croutons.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've heard of March Madness, but March Sadness? Yes, unfortunately. 31 straight days of sobbing uncontrollably confirms it.
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How do I get my rocks off? Call a mattress-sized queen over for a romp on my queen-sized mattress.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Black people say catchphrases like this: "yo yo yo catchphrase" and white people say catchphrases like this: "hello this is a catchphrase"
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Welcome to Bortlandia, where the cool kids go to run out of personalized mini-license plates
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You say tomato, I say auto-erotic asphyxiation, let's call the whole thing off!
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Gentleman, start your engines! Now place the hose in your mouth! The Suicide 500 has begun!
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Will it be cock in hand with Aukerman, fellatio with Horatio, or stroking pecker with Heidecker? The comedian orgy has begun.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As black & yellow as a bee, Earwolf's website stares out at me. Pondering catchphrase 'till morning comes, resisting urges to murder bums.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Feelings, nothing more than feelings...because I'm a brain floating in a jar, hooked up to wires.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Tune in tonight for "Baking Brad" the hit new show where a chemistry teacher finds out he has cancer and becomes a cannibal.
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The adult video world is abuzz with news of Martha Stewart's new craft-themed porn movie "Cock, Paper, Scissors"
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I tried the "cut a hole in the popcorn box" trick but my vagina wouldn't reach.
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I agree with everything you say and have no criticism to offer whatsoever. You might call me a Tuesday night nickelforward.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Not all those who are named Wonder are lost, just Stevie unless his bodyguard is nearby to help.
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A penny saved is a penny earned and thrown in the garbage because it's so much easier to just round up.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Blu-Ray was originally Glue-Ray but the DVDs kept sticking to everything
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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