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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Woman are from Mars, men are from Venus, and Wookies are from Kashyyyk. Thus ends another tutoring session, young Jedi.
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Every handyman in Hollywood is stressed the fuck out. It must be pilot light season again.
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Remember when I said forget that thing about remembering the thing that I said earlier, it was about forgetting, remember? Just forget it, OK?
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The Hart wants what the Hart wants, and apparently these days what Kevin wants is to star in some really shitty movies
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Little known fact: Eazy-E's dad started a successful hamburger chain. Nothing beats a Hard-E's mushroom & swiss & fuck the police burger
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There should be an emoji for when you want to express disgust about someone liking emo. A emoji face that says "You like emo? Gee."
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Kings, Lords, & valiant knights from across the seven kingdoms all tried to win her hand, but only the purrrrrrrr of heart Kitty Princess would marry.
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Feral wolves roam these hills, indeed. But it is not the beasts you should be afraid of, boy, for the true horror is acid reflux. Here's a TUMS.
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Behold the mighty pickle baron, lording over us all from upon yonder hill...I knew him when he was just a young punk with a barrel of cucumbers
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"Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.
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As you can tell by all the windmills and tulips, this catchphrase is Dutch as fuck.
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Talk to the hand, girl....cuz that happens to be where my ears are, there was an unfortunate mix-up in the operating room.
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A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step...towards the gas pump to fill up your tank, and then 20 more to go grab a coffee, yr gonna need it
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There are no superficial blind people in the world, for they can never judge a book by its cover.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, because I spilled it, and all ants are male, right?
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Damn baby, you got a lotta junk in that trunk! You should probably get some help, hoarding is a real psychological disorder that shouldn't be ignored.
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Just call me Moses, because when I hold out my staff all the ladies' knees are parted
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Gongs are the things my gang bangs, bongs are the things my blokes smoke, and dongs are the things my chaps slap
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Noun verb adverb preposition conjunction noun, pronoun conjunction preposition interjection!
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You know what they say: If the shoe spits, wear it, and then run to your psychiatrist because you are hallucinating again.
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You think you're sooo big, number eleven...I say you ain't nothin' but a couple of ones
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Corey's all-consuming desire to be in the actor Hall of Fame led to the Fall of Haim.
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Why yes, my good sir, my dog is at a temperature that could only be classified as hot; the question I pose to you, old chap, is what is up?
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