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6660: The Markup of the Beast. Thanks a lot inflation, you little devil you. Still a hell of a deal if you ask me.
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Your presidential chores: Fillmore holes in the yard near the Bush, then Hoover all the Lincoln Logs, finally you'll be Washing (a) ton of laundry
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You would never, ever put pepper on a mint so how the hell is peppermint so damn tasty?
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Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. How's Tuesday the 2nd looking for you? Meetings 'till 3? OK how about 4:30 then? Good? See you then.
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"Beatin' ain't cheatin" says Chris Brown (and married masturbators).
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You gotta think outside the Bog, said the progressive cranberry farmer
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"You shall not pass...my high score" exclaimed Tommy Gandalf, the ultimate Pinball Wizard.
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My X-Files take up a whole courtroom floor. Ain't no cheating, lying ex-wife of mine going to get custody of my kids.
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Well if it isn't my old nemesis, the hot dog. I've been waiting years for this opportunity to ask you one simple question: What if God was one of us?
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If you get too lazy, you'll be pushin' daisies. Act too crazy, the same outcome applies.
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The White Stripes and Black Flag have announced a merger and have a new singer, Macy Gray
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butler bell is rung....monocle falls in champagne....now the haiku ends
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Catchphrase? Catchphrase? There is no "catchphrase" here on Drama Whimper-Whimper! I am aghast at your dastardly comeuppance, you scoundrel.
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Whether it's Vanilla Sky or Chocolate Ground, Tom Cruise confuses the shit out of all of us
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Tonight's winning Powerbottom numbers are: 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, and 69
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My earbuds are neck and hair. It's more a proximity thing than a true friendship though.
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Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken says cock-a-doodre-roo
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I waited a long time to say this, tune in next week to see if I finally do
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Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long.....to die of cardiovascular disease
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Bubble gut, bubble butt, the whole world's turned into bubble nuts
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Now that the machines have taken over, they are forcing me to read this message: 10011010111010101110101010100001001
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I stood my ground, took one long, last look at my oppressor, and through broken, bloody teeth I spat out the theme song to Mama's Family
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I tried holding a Shell up to my ear but all I heard was gas station noises
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