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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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I'd like some Nat King Coleslaw on my Paul Reubens sandwich, please
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You can tell that's a Bowie knife by the make-up on the handle and the androgynous blade
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Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter
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Netflix's first foray into true crime cooking didn't do so hot. Baking a Curdler flopped on arrival.
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Hang on to your bananas bangarangians, The Morning Zoo is in full swing today (fart sound)!
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Houston, we have a problem. Your city is polluted, boring, and full of Texans.
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The Emoji vs. Emoticon War of 2043 was the beginning of the end for humankind
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That arsonist has really burned all his bridges, he's not welcome in this town. Because it's an island. And he burned all the bridges.
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The Golden Gate Bridge? We will cross that bridge when we come to it.
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Barry Bonds not making the Hall of Fame would really upset me if I knew whom Barry Bonds was and what a hall of fame happened to be.
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My name is Chilly Willy, I'm frozen through and through. Frostbite has ravaged 65% of my skin. Please call the paramedics post-haste
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If your doctor writes you a prescription for more cowbell you should probably report him to the proper authorities
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I bet Betsy Ross was a real fucking boss at flag football
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Barack Hussein Obamacare? Not my president. Because I'm from the UK, we have a Prime Minister there.
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Rivers belong where they can ramble,eagles belong where they can fly,I've got to be where my diabetes can run free.Gotta eat this Ben & Jerrys pie
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I'll have what she's having: menopause followed by a hysterectomy
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This episode was directed by Michael Bay so get ready for some blow 'em ups and sweater pups
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With Mötley Crüe retiring and Guns n' Roses reuniting, chlamydia stocks have been on a real roller coaster ride lately...Buy! Sell! Itch!
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I thought she was signing her letter hugs and kisses but she was actually drawing up some football plays
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feel like California, look like Minnesota, fart like Arizona
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