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Pure Guava

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    You scratch my back, I'll sue for assault.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You sunk my battle shit! Thank you, military sanitation department for doing such a great job. Together we can wipe out typhoid on the battlefield.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You think you're sooo big, number eleven...I say you ain't nothin' but a couple of ones

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You want to raise 1,000 soy sauces with my 2  yellowfins showing? Have you even played Texas Hold Em' Poke before?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You would never, ever put pepper on a mint so how the hell is peppermint so damn tasty?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You're not a true dance club party boy until you've spent 3 weeks in the ER with a deadly case of Glitter Lung.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Young Dr. Moreau soon tired of making froggy-doggies & moo-moo horsies and quickly moved on to more adult experimentation.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your Honor, if you are going to condemn me for using chicken noodle soup for lube you best be ready to lock up the whole goddamn town of Pittsburgh.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your mockumentary was great, really. Don't second Christopher Guest yourself.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your number 1 choice for today's music hits and yesterday's golden oldies and tomorrow's silver sizzlers, this is Comedy Bang-Bang

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your presidential chores: Fillmore holes in the yard near the Bush, then Hoover all the Lincoln Logs, finally you'll be Washing (a) ton of laundry

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Zeus, God of the sky, King of Mt. Olympus, ruler of the world, sits silently, nodding, judging your masturbating from afar

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    ZuZu's Petals to the ZuZu Metals

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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