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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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All my life I've been sittin' here pondering, day after day, year after year....is my skull Predator-worthy?
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All our food is deep fried in hemp oil. That's the Bong John Silver's guarantee
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All that jumping is futile, Q-Bert. The colors may change but you'll never ever get off this platform.
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All the King's horses and all the King's men agreed that a witch must have caused a mass hallucination because there is no way that egg-man was real
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All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't hide the beastiality from the King and were beheaded post-haste.
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All the musty daddies who get their kicks licking month-old bread know the grimiest weight benches in town are at Mold's Gym
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All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies.
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All the virgin guitar Seniors made a promise to get played before High School graduation.
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Alright Portland, I admit Bridge City is a cool nickname but it doesn't come close to L.A.'s  "Under the Bridge Downtown City", the only nickname Los Angeles has ever had or needed.
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Always wash your apples before eating, you never know which one was planted by Johnny Fappleseed.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away; He didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be paid in fruit, you cheap bastard
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An Apple Watch a day keeps the doctor's hair grey, your arms can't support these weight increases, he's worried he's going to have to amputate.
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And a Partridge Family in a Pear Tree. A-ha! I have finally completed decorating my orchard with DVD box sets.
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And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you pay for.
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And now his watch has ended...thought it was waterproof, 'twas not.  'Tis a shame, he only had it a few days, certainly not a Rolex by any means, but a sturdy, fashionable timepiece all the same that will be missed.
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And to finally put the age-old question to rest...yes, my taint is still insane.
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Anniversaries are like poetry: They have a verse inside of them and are easily forgotten
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Anyone can turn a horse into glue, it's turning the glue back into a horse that is the hard part.
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Anyone screaming at a Men At Work concert weren't taking the band's name seriously. Does Colin Hay go to yr' pizza parlor and scream at you as you-ah tryin-to-ah-make-uh-duh-pizza-PIE? No, he doesn't. He just asks for a slice, extra Vegemite please.
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April? More like APP-ril. As in: I ril appy shopping for apps at app store in App-ril, app is in name of month so ril good deals on apps in Appril
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Are you ready for some football? Check box A. Are you not ready for some football? Check box Get the hell out of 'Merica you commie bastard.
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As a member of the PISS Army, I just wanna urinate all night, and tinkle every day
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As black & yellow as a bee, Earwolf's website stares out at me. Pondering catchphrase 'till morning comes, resisting urges to murder bums.
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As I lay upon my deathbed, I stare unto the face of God and ask him 1 question: Why didn't more people call their poops "Cocoa pebbles" ??
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As the great Thomas Edison once said "Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 5 percent perspiration, and 94 percent slaying that sweet sweet nerd tang"
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