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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Check your privilege at the door. Privilege check is right next to coat check, you'll need a separate ticket for each one.
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Duran Duran used to be just "Duran" but the guy who says everything twice in Goodfellas was their manager and the rest is history history
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I bet the basketball world was relieved when Michael Jordan made it to the NBA. 100 years of calling the best player the Michael Jordan of (CONT)
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They say there's no higher honor than winning an Oscar, I guess they never met Judge Parker, he smokes crack 24/7.
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You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress(CONT)
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If you have a neck, and it's the color red....you just might be a redneck
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Who watches the Watchmen? The Watchmen watchers. Who watches the Watchmen watchers? The Watchmen watcher watchers. Who watches the Watchmen (CONT)
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A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee
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You may say that I'm a lemur, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, but it will have to be on Madagascar, that is our habitat.
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You say toma-no-to-anal, I say toma-yes-to-anal, let's call the whole thing off
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If your brother from another mother sleeps with your sister from another mister is it considered incest? Asking for a friend.
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There's a million things I haven't done, just you wait. :::farts::: OK, there's now 999,999 things I haven't done, just you wait
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away; He didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be paid in fruit, you cheap bastard
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We're jammin'. And I hope you like jammin' too. Cause grandma has a basement full of these damn strawberries, they aren't going to preserve themselves
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ABCDEFG...if you don't keep going ASAP my OCD is going to go WTF, AKA FUBAR. BTW, let's take that LSD that my BFF made because IMHO YOLO, OK? (cont)
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And a Partridge Family in a Pear Tree. A-ha! I have finally completed decorating my orchard with DVD box sets.
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The new waffle iron lung makes late-stage emphysema delicious
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Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o.
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