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Also, Sean... It's Back... "I Don't Think So"

Guys (+5 Gals - Thanks RanRan), I was snooping around the teaser freezer after today's ep. S&H mentioned it briefly but somehow left the Wagwan teaser in there. Here it is...and guys...she cold:

#2) Jes, I recently heard a rumor that upping Pineapple usage will make my 'you know what' taste better... Is it true? Will it make my Pineapple upside-down cakes taste better?

I'm prolly too late but: Jes, I was too lazy to google your name. Any suggestions on the theme for a 1 year-old's birthday party?

Je suis Crony

I heard that Brgrho bought Timmy Ho's. Is this right? 'Twill be interesting to see how that turns out...

I thought it meant "Son of Chan"

Nothing like a great bottle of French Pinot to go with your family, eh Chanson?

I'm going full bore...Dual Screen in 2015! 1920x1080 x 2 + some serious vape clouds (Red Bull flavored) + my stepmom's basement + some straight up 1099'ed programming work from that Korean Day Spa located in the strip mall down the street = Amazing 2015.

Clark, Your initials are CD... Was it upsetting for you when CD burners came out? Did anyone ever accidentally burn you when they really meant to burn Chumbawumba?

Not sure if any of you caught it but the other day S & H almost accidentally played 'Would You Rather' (a popular game on another Earwolf 'cast that we don't have to mention here). It got me thinking about another game the guys could play that wouldn't encroach on 'Would You Rather' and save them from the embarrassment... SO, I humbly propose 'Would You Rav4'. It's a great game where one imagines themselves in a scenario where they maybe forgot where they parked their G-Wagon, perhaps lost the proximity key for their Tesla, or misplaced their chauffeur because he went to find you a hotdog and that was like 3 hours ago so they are forced to decide whether or not they will drive a Toyota Rav4. Here's a scenario: you arrive in Tokyo for your press junket on the new Nolan (Ryan) film you just wrapped and you head straight for the car rental place but they are all out of luxury rentals...here's the big question... Would you Rav4?

I think the real question is: If raps is poetry, and poetry is just small books, is this raps?

^Well this is just plain inaccurate. ...and yes I just came off a brief sabbatical to fact check the crap out of you all.

Found some of Mark's handy work...

Has anyone else noticed the striking similarity between the HH forum and Peter Pan? Hayes is Peter Pan. Sean is Captain Hook Engineer Sam is Smee. Valerie B is Tinkerbell, Freja is one of the hot mermaids (more like all 3). Agata is Wendy. We are all the Lost Boys. And as of this past episode Tim Treese is the hollowed out tree stump that everyone shits into.

This free domain you're giving away; it's not http://www.chanson.com is it? Cuz I have a LOT of tasteful nudes I'd like to post up there.

I'm 30...Is that the oldest so far? Does this make me the Patriarch of the HH Forum? Happy Father's day to me?

Another follow up: Par & Claire: You two ladies are renowned in the improv comedy field as being real "Dialect Demons". Your regional accents are always spot on. Can you both do your famous Buffalo, NY accents and your bit about shoveling snow for us for old time sake?

Matt: I once attended a party at your house that was advertised as "planning to have endless Molly and Addy". Why weren't you more up-front in letting us know that you meant your American Girl dolls would be out and free for us to play with? Par & Claire: What do you say to the pundits who are calling you guys "Just taller Amy Poehler and Tina Feys". Followup: I loved you both on SNL.

Thanks John!

Johnny, You have been heralded as a myriad of great descriptors by the international media over the years --- World Class writer, Super Survivor, et al. But I'd like to focus on your work as one of our country's greatest 'Millennials' .... Would you be able to help me figure out how to take a screenshot on my Apple Macintosh Computer? I thought it was just the print screen button but I can't locate that on my keyboard.

Okay Mr. Smarty-Parties... Greggy, you want to go ahead and field this one? Bruce R-SQUARED2 feel free to chime in...it was your idea in the first place.

Jeffrey, Here's what you do. Log on to gazelle.com and request a prepaid envelope. I'll bring it to you (since I was the one who kidnapped and buried you) just toss your old phone in there, seal it and send it back. You could then earn $100, $200, up to $300 dollars for your old phone! Even if the screen is cracked. OK? I buried you in front of a Home Depot so you could fer sure use that money to hire some day laborers to dig you out. Just yell really loud in Spanish.

YES there is a $40 Oboe for sale too. It's $40 or best French Horn

Anyone wanna buy a dumb French Horn that my stupid pet hermit crab refused to make be his shell?? $40 OBO