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    Haha, okay okay. Relax man, it's just a joke dude.

     

    Michael, I take no offense to this. Just looking to educate. In fact I was crunching the numbers this morning and I think it is more likely that Gargamel's cat OR Smurfette would be getting the Pap-Smear (seen as they're chicks).

     

    I once made a joke to a girl that I was really into: When we first met I asked her what she did for work and she told me she managed the front end of a bakery that her family ran...naturally I replied "what would it take to manage your back end?" Nothing sexual or anything, I just really like the smell of fresh baked baguette.

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    My only thought after this episode is: I wouldn't mind gettin' a good look at Neil Young's "Harvest Moon" myself...if you get my drift...

     

    Also hello to Jacob, I'm PatSmear...I'm pretty sure when people mention Papa Smurf getting a Pap-smear they are referring to me. My name says 'provocative' but my posts (while sporadic) scream 'overachiever'. I read literally everyone's post and wait quietly to insert something that will hopefully make you laugh. I keep a pretty lean figger and Joe, I only eat Penne pasta.

     

    Cheers! Welcome!

     

     

    update: Papa Smurf getting a Pap-Smear is a physical impossibility btw.

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    Hey Pat, u wanna go halfs on a pro versh and link up at a nice restaurant to watch the pod on a TV? Otherwise my friends got a sling box and he's a sick hacker so he can just hack Tim's feed and we can watch it at his house but like I said he is sick and mom says this is how we ended up with a president in a wheel chair and she's not gonna let that happen again so we probably shouldn't stay too long. U in?

     

    Is it Shrimpfest right now? Cause if it's Shrimpfest I'd say we could do it at the Red Lobster by my house. We could lay down some Ched. Bay Biz-cuits and just feast on some shrimps...your friend sounds cool so you can invite him. Not his mom though.

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    The pro version is video...

     

    You're not supposed to be asking questions unless you're on the pro version. Please rectify or I'll have to report to Agata pee.

     

    A thousand apologies. I guess this means I'll have to be crucified over on greggy's new Jesus podcast.

     

    As an aside, I found a .torrent file for the video version of the show. I just needs some codecs and I'll finally be able to see what I've been jerking off to every week.

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    Treese, your song sounds AMAZING on the Pro Version. So clear.

     

    I didn't buy the Pro Version this week (I'm saving up for when they have Bob Balaban on the show), so I think my bitrate was closer to 128 kbps. I may have misheard Tim's wonderful Popcorn Gallery tune...did he say "Sean and Hayes let the viewers ask the questions"? Tim buddy, are you able to somehow WATCH Hollywood Handbook on a Verizon V-Cast, Macintosh 850, or at an Applebee's or something... or was this merely a misunderstanding due to my excessively poor bitrate?

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    Speaking of scoops that need trooped, if you have any questions for Milo Ventimiglia, you have 15 hours to ask them.

     

    Milo, why did your sister-in-law attack you in an elevator? Was it because you were going to Rihanna's party without your wife?

     

    Milo, You starred in Gilmore Girls with Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel. One of your most infamous scenes that unfortunately hit the cutting room floor was your excessively raunchy love scene with the mother-daughter duo. The scene, which made it's way onto the special features portion of the DVD includes commentary of you explaining that you refused to wear your flesh-toned speedo during the take. My question is: What was it like growing up down the street from Disneyland?

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    This is exactly how it feels right before your favorite underground band starts getting played 6 times a day on KROQ. Dammit, now The Handbook will be podcasting 5 straight sold-out nights at the Forum and we'll be lucky to hear those fun little stifled laughs over some jagoff behind you cradling his girlfriend in his arms and loudly asking her what "Offer-Only" means! FUCK!

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    Anybody up???? Y'all have 90 minutes to ask a popcorn gallery question for one Mister Anders Holm. Who's got the fastest fingers? Is it YOU shoshobro? Is it you andie knees??? Is it you Freya??? What about the dude whose name is just letters? Msnbc?

     

    Dammit! Missed it...

     

    Probably would have asked:

     

    Anders, can you confirm the rumors that you'll be starring in a new DIY network spinoff of the popular show Holmes on Homes called Holm on Holmes on Homes, where Contractor Mike Holmes will be renovating houses while wearing you in an Native American style papoose like a pale little ginger baby?

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    I love that there is this whole world of these amazing bands that never got as big as other bands from their respective eras. So there is like all this awesome weird dutch Psych and shit.

     

    Honestly any Psych mixtape that Aquarium Drunkard puts out is going to be pretty amazing, and you'll get lots of shit out of it.

     

    Hip Hop heads and Psych enthusiast will apreciate these Mix Tapes that Edan put out years ago. It's like the 'Edan Radio show' or something. He's got this thing he did for redbull music acedemy which is cool, but the one he put out in like 2009 is way awesome because it's just him in his living room playing amazing tracks.

     

    http://www.rbmaradio...hone-highlights

     

    alright. later again

     

    Burdy, Two words...Bosporous Bridges. Look it up

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    SO

     

    also the show was really funny. I liked when Dave Thomas fuckin' shut down multiple restaurants. I wish I had that kind of pull in my town.

     

    If you could shut some shit down what would it be?

     

    me? I guess it'd have to be downton abbey themed restaurant where you have to own a human in order to eat there. And if you don't own a human you can rent one for a reasonable fee.

     

    It's not that I don't agree with "owning humans" it's just that the bathroom smelled like some real old person shit

     

    and I'm done, sorry for the mass posts, I just gotta bulk do it kinda thing.

     

    Here's a thought: Make a restaurant called "The Hungry Centipede" - Human centipede themed fine dining. Virtually eliminate the poop smell...

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    Just took the survey. 13% of us are females, 71% single (HAHA), 90% between the ages 18-34. Ugh millenials amirite?!!

     

    I'd like to take this moment to address our Millenial listeners if I may.

     

    Hey. Millenials... get educated k? Read some friggin' books. Get some culture. Look up from your iPhone and look at me when I'm talking to you (you're probably gonna see me looking down at my iPhone) ...don't get discouraged, I just have way more important things to do than talk to you. My point is, If you want to get 100% out of this podcass you gotta have a good base knowledge of the film industry. Like when Sean and Hayes make a joke about anthropomorphic sea creatures, you gotta have all of your Little Mermaid plot elements down man! I mean...that priest has a boner but did you even notice that?! Prolly not cause you're too busy watching Teen Beach Movie 2.

     

    It's exactly like what Steely Dan say in their song Hey Nineteen, just replace all of the 'Retha Franklin stuff and sub in The Batman. Same thing.

     

    Here's to the Cuervo Gold and fine fine Columbians am I right Gen X'ers?

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    Oh wow what a great show this week. Really glad that the guys finally had Bruce Reid Robinson II on the show. That dude is super funny on The League and I really love the "How to make things" podcast (a hilarious D.I.Y. podcast that teaches you how to build things and hack IKEA furniture). Great. Also so good to see that our very own Jason Mantzoukas from the forums got picked out of the popcorn gallery. He's always so good and funny with his witty questions and jus' great commentary on the forums.

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    Next week's show, "Joshing around with our pals, Josh Holloway and Josh Hutcherson," starts recording in 3 hours. If you have any questions for these dreamy Joshs then you had better ask them quick!

     

    Josh Hutcherson: any chance the rumors are true and you WILL be doing a Hunger Games / Food Network spin off called "Hangry Games" with Guy Fieri where Guy starves himself for a week and then chases you across the country with Bacon wrapped Jalepeño Poppers strapped to your back?

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