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Bryan Safi is a good guest. I like this podcast. This is fan engagement.

About time. Been starvin' for a Tarvin'.

I would like all future guests to speculate on their ability to kill Hayes and Sean.

If nerd is the new cool, this has to be the coolest ep of the 'cast yet.

I like when they made fun of Cody in this one.

China is my favourite podcast guest.

Cameron is incredible. Not only did she find a way to be more annoying than Pete Holmes on a podcast, she made it look easy. Color me impressed.

Does anyone want to wrestle? We should probably wrestle.

This is what it's like when wolves collide! Great to hear the guy with the best Brad and Cactus in the game shooting the spit with our boys. Knew the show was safe because a cool, thick-haired, good-bodied badass like Sachs would never cancel something good as Hollywood Handbook. He's too smart, too hip, and too handsome to ever do a thing that gauche. This ep was one of the goods. Booyakasha.

Favorable podcast. Listeners will be crafting powerful, good story dicks in no time. Very helpful resource. Strong recommend.

Doughboys can go chomp a bottomless bag of butts. Then Mike Mitchell can give it four and a half forks.

Hollywood Handbook: squirt it, blast it, in your friend's mouth

Sean is no homo, dude's watched the Colin Farrell sex tape so many times he can quote the dialogue. Pauly Shore don't know shit.

Way to dress professional for work, Cody. They say dress for the job you want, so I guess Cody wants to be some sort of homeless surf prostitute?

Julie Klausner was a very "difficult person" on this episode in that it was very difficult to not find her delightful.

Great week, gang! Let's play it forward.

Hollywood Handboys doing commercials with Scott on CBB again this week if you're into those guys and their stuff.

Croworld was great. A bunch of dummies spent several weeks running an inside joke that wasn't funny to begin with so far into the ground it pierced the Earth's outer core, what's not to like? It's still sort of happening too. Except instead of a bunch of stupid posts about crows, it's a bunch of stupid posts about Doughboys. It's Doughworld. What a time to be alive.

This Brandon Gardner guy is actually just like those NBA players he hates so much because of how he's really fast and hits all his shots. Ironic.

Brett has become a big part of a lot of shows. Earwolf is going to be fucked when he leaves to form his own podcast network.

Rob Huebel never been a guest? Seems like an oversight. He'd be a cracker of a guy to be on here.

May all your butts smell nice and may all your trees have kites in them. That is my wish.

Also, if you post on this board and do not watch The Grinder, please write a 1500 word essay about what it's like to be a huge disappointment to everyone you've ever met and how you do not deserve to be loved or cared for by anyone ever.

If I could, I'd like to take a moment to apologize for some of the things I said earlier in the thread about the Doughboys podcast. I am very sorry if you were offended by my very good, and true observation that Mike Mitchell is a big mama's boy baby man. Some of you were upset by my comments, and I could not be sorrier that you've chosen to feel that way. I know it's okay to be a shitty asshole about Box Angeles, Yo Is This Racist, Spontaneanation, You Made It Weird, and Kevin Pollack's Chat show, but if someone could shoot over the updated list of things it's okay to be a dick about on here, I think we could avoid mishaps like this in the future. Thanks a bunch, dipwads. Byeeeee.

We don't thank Earwolf enough for giving us these weekly Hollywood Handbook threads to talk about how much we love and appreciate Doughboys. It's really great. Quick question for the Doughbros out there while I'm here: How is Mike Mitchell able to be both a little bitch and a giant bitch at the exact same time? It's as if he's occupying all positions in bitch-space simultaneously. It's quite remarkable.