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JacobHunt

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  1. Yes. It was a glaring omission to not talk about Jordy and "It's Christmas, C'est Noel." Discovered via Wikipedia that Jordy is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest singer ever to have a #1 charted single. And that the French government banned Jordy's music from radio and television to protect him from exploitation by his parents.
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    Mom and Dad Save The World (1992)

    Please do this one. It would change my life. So hard.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    Did anyone notice Thoth's weird fixation on lettuce? Turns out that actually alludes to what could've been a FAR better movie. According to Egyptian mythology, Set tried to prove his dominance over Horus by seducing him into consensual sex. However, sneaky Horus caught Set's jizz in his hand and tossed it into a river. Horus then spread his own spunk all over Set's favorite food— lettuce! Later, after Set has unwittingly eaten plenty of lettuce with special mayonnaise, there's a meeting of the gods to determine whether Set or Horus should rule Egypt. Set declares his dominance, but his claim is invalidated when the gods "call his semen forth" and it answers from the river. Next, it's Horus's turn. The gods say, "Semen, where you at?" and it answers from Set's belly. Horus wins! Now that's the movie I want to see!
  4. I believe the live audience members missed an opportunity for a great sequel title... The Shadow's Nose
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    Episode 135 - Solarbabies: LIVE!

    OMISSION: Solarbabies screenwriter, Walon Green, is not only an Oscar-winning documentarian and screenwriter of The Wild Bunch... he's the man with the millipede crawling across his face in the nightmarish psychedelic tunnel sequence from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. http://www.imdb.com/...t0067992/trivia
  6. H20... it's the Mickey Mouse of molecules.
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