ForksAndPorkCreation

Lapkus is in a zone right now. She's hitting high notes that maybe only a half-dozen CBB performers have hit in the last five years. If you took the mind of a 27-year-old guy and added the voice of a 2-year-old toddler and put that in the body of a 17-year-old girl, you have Tracy Reardon. She's crushing it and only better judgment is keeping me from wanting her on every week. To get a dose of Reardon three times per year would be just perfect. This was her best appearance yet, and that's saying something. I'm going back and re-listening to every Tracy Reardon appearance starting right now.

We NEED to make Ghosts of Mars happen. Please don't make this once-in-a-decade film get overlooked. Ice Cube, Jason Statham, Natasha Henstridge, John Carpenter years after he lost touch with reality, space, horror, Pam Grier, an evil bad guy that yells gibberish at his followers, Clea Duvall, Letting a prisoner free because he wanted to get some food... Ghosts of Mars is an incredible, overlooked MASTERPIECE of bad movie-making. I created an account just to say this. PLEASE take a closer look at Ghosts of Mars. As Jason Mantzoukas might say, "It. Is. Literally. Amazing."