Bozos of Basketball

This gives me a reason to bring up the original Hollywood Handbook Forum Fest video, where I am enjoying a Copa Di Vino single-serving wine drink:

I actually live close to Rhode Island now but I grew up in Stoughton, MA which is very close to Poopwater. We called it ToughTown, MA but when one of our residents got on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Regis pronounced it "Stockton."

What the? North Adams? If you're gonna go that far west at least do Amherst or Northampton so there will actually be people who can attend.

I would but I'm a friggin' CHUMP I don't even have one!

Start game. Max out my character's luck. I've now automatically beaten New Vegas immediately because now I have unlimited bottle caps. 3 all the way.

Daaaaaang, Andy. Good shit, ma dawg. You were so good you were like the fourth most good person at being funny in the room! Nice, too. Rankings: 1. Sean Clements (tie) 1. Hayes Davenport (tie) 1. Ross Mathews (tie) Distant 4. My personal Internet friend Andy Kneis 5. Ross' smoking hot babe ("No." HAHAHAHA! Actually she might be 4.) 6. Cody Skully's inflammations 7. Cody Skully

Hey Ross, what's being in the TV like? Please take into consideration my claustrophobia when answering.

I used to be like you guys, not knowing who was Hayes and who was Sean. But then I discovered the podcast Hollywood Handbook and now I know a lot about both of them.

Preakness Party: The Day After Basically it's like The Hangover with horses. We can probably get BoJack Horseman to star. EDIT: Shit, my bad. I should've read the thread name more closely, this is for greggy's ideas. I'll move this one to another thread. Reddit, maybe.

Since Will got rudely cut off by Hayes I'll finish reading off some of the tweets he's been sharing of classic Dave jokes throughout the years. 1983: "Hey Paul, did you see the Laverne and Shirley finale? Surely, you must have. Surely... you must have." 1989: "Hey Paul, have you seen this Hulk Hogan guy? I wouldn't like to see him angry." 1995: "Hey Paul, are you on this World Wide Web thing yet? Well tell the spider I say hello." 2001: "Here at the Late Show we are all mourning the horrible events of the September 11th attacks, but if these despicable acts made Paul Shaffer cry I'd say the terrorists won." 2010: "Hey Paul, it's World Cup time again. I know you and I don't watch soccer but the players sure get a kick out of it." 2015: "Hey Paul, have you seen this dress everyone is going wild over? Uhh, I don't get it, where's the rest of her?" ... "I can't inappropriately grope an empty dress."

Loved the brief revival of the previous tunes theme. I miss that song.

Damn. Chanson, is your post that mentions Vader, WA too many posts ago for me to post a picture of the wrestler Vader? It's kinda my thing. I could even use one from his Boy Meets World appearance since bringing up old shows is so funny.

Somebody has to step in and be the last post on this page. You know what gang, I'm going to take the hit on this one. Sure, I'm gonna miss out on a bunch of likes getting shoved down here at the bottom, but somebody needs to step up and be a team player. I'm your guy.

He's still working on that coveted Bozos like as well I do believe.

Seems like there's been some tension between the CBB crowd and the S+H faithful on this thread, but it's just like Powerman 5000 said, "this is what it's like when worlds collide."

Saves the Day played during movie and that made me happy.

I hope I'm a target of Hayesing some day. Clem's PFT is so on point.

Joey Tortellini.

Pool Moose

Splashing that bucket of cum on the horse's butt and expecting a baby horse. Gil Ozeri's one man show. Middleditch's Gmail roulette. Sinbad BJ Novak ep out of his hand came a friggin web. Mouse skellington.

Ya, more like Jacob, C what happens when you don't proof-read your posts?

And not only that, but how important he thought it was to do so.

Getting involved in drugs? Sounds like they are on a real slide.