Dr. Airdrums

What's up horndog?

By Dr. Airdrums, December 6, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Say it ain't so, I will not go, you can't make me, I'm an adult, you're not even my real dad!

By Dr. Airdrums, December 2, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When the Queen's on the can it's a royal flush

By Dr. Airdrums, December 1, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hindsight is 20/20 when you're lookin' at butts at the opthamologist

By Dr. Airdrums, November 28, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

THE THANKS ARE MINE FOR THE TAKING

By Dr. Airdrums, November 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Rock hard at the Hard Rock Cafe buffet watching Cirque du Soleil

By Dr. Airdrums, November 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Unsolicited T-Shirt Ideas

By Dr. Airdrums, January 14, 2019 in Comedy Bang Bang

Hold that fart it's time to start!

By Dr. Airdrums, November 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Lets's give thanks for my new Spanx

By Dr. Airdrums, November 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If a tree falls on Forrest Gump and nobody's around to see it does he make a sound?

By Dr. Airdrums, November 15, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It takes two to tango but one to YOLO

By Dr. Airdrums, November 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You think you're a big shot, singing along to popular music? Like I karaoke

By Dr. Airdrums, September 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Doctor Doctor! Give me the news! I've got a bad case of the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu

By Dr. Airdrums, August 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Sick
• Fluseason

My poop chute, ain't she a beaut? Watch out now here comes a toot toot

By Dr. Airdrums, August 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I was merely stating the facts when I said Count Chocula sucks, he's a vampire ain't he?

By Dr. Airdrums, August 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My penis is like a stuck door you just gotta jiggle the knob

By Dr. Airdrums, July 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That crab looks as bad as the beginning of Gravity; crushed station

By Dr. Airdrums, July 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm your host with the Jost welcome to Weekend Update

By Dr. Airdrums, July 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Christmas in July, Thanksgiving in June, Halloween in May, I need a new calendar

By Dr. Airdrums, July 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Slippy nippies don't get sippies

By Dr. Airdrums, July 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• slippery nipples

Sweet sassy molassy that's gooood root beer

By Dr. Airdrums, July 21, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If a picture is worth a thousand words, this catchphrase is worth about .015 pictures

By Dr. Airdrums, July 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Squid bro-code, Clarice

By Dr. Airdrums, July 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• silence of the slams
• heynongman

You know what they say, big shoes means...

By Dr. Airdrums, January 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That darn dog Crouton got poop on my groupon for a lifetime supply of Grey Poupon. What a rascal!

By Dr. Airdrums, January 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• #mustard