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  1. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 88 β€” Neil Campbell, Our Close Employee

    Do you guys have a process that you listen to HH? I hear some people listen at the gym or on the way to work. I like to sit down in my comfy chair with my Bosse headphones and spark up a big ol' cannabis cigar. IT puts me in a yellowmellow mood that not only enhances my experience with the podcast, but also the effects of the adderall I snort intermittently. I feel it helps me keep up and take good notes (#scooptroop). On my side stand, I keep a large plate of camembert and a tall glass of Jalapeno Lime-Arita MD 20/20. The two flavors dance in my mouth to the beat of the Popcorn Gallery theme song and it's just orgastic. Thanks for the insight!!
  2. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 88 β€” Neil Campbell, Our Close Employee

    New Vegas is best.
  3. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 88 β€” Neil Campbell, Our Close Employee

    I'm honestly ready for disappointment.
  4. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 88 β€” Neil Campbell, Our Close Employee

    Please, stop. I was very concerned that you didn't like norman. I am quite shaken and very uncomfortable now. You have done this to me, why?
  5. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 88 β€” Neil Campbell, Our Close Employee

    Just finished the episode and really enjoyed Tedd's Talks. He was very funny, and even though it was hard to hear because of all my laaghing I was still able to even be informed on sports science and love. I just hope that in the next episode is engineered by Mr Mustardman. Brett may be a nut but he really knows how to hit record. I can always tell if it's him who starts the show just by his button-hitting skills. Barrack should make Nasa hire brett so he can hit the big button that sends science ships into space because I bet he would do it right and tehre would be no explosions. Cheers! (Like norm).
  6. Jack Johnson P.I.

    The Eric Andre Show of Podcasts

    the only way they are the same is they all have big ol knockin dongers warning horny alert: http://imgur.com/lnG9bVu
  7. hey guys what's your favorite sweet treats? this is mine.
  8. If I wanted to feel old i'd think about how dead Leo watson is.
  9. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Home Art

    Mr Herman cain. Yes it is something interesting. Being a sci-fi babby I can tell you're pretty smart. Maybe even nerd smart. And smart babby like you needs to have smart art to match the part, not fart art that smells sharts like paul blart. You want high class A-1 mommy tits, fine decor; and what better decor, than a fine whore. Ho Mart: Home of the Finest Ho Art a guy can buy. Get yourself some of the women, and strategically place them within your house or crib to hold up art, making the art even more art. Fully clothed, swimsuit edition, or jungle style: It's up to you! Just keep that casa classy and give those hos some paint to hold. Hope this helps, bye-bye!
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    Home Art

    ho mart.
  11. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 86 β€” Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

    no but as a child I'd play with granpappies spitoon
  12. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 86 β€” Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

    Actually that's how you pronounce it you just don't know how to redd.
  13. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 86 β€” Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

    My favorite is NV because I have never played 3. It has my undying love by default.
  14. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 86 β€” Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

    he has blue arms now though.
  15. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 86 β€” Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

    hmmmm yes it was. Elvises were in NV.
  16. I'm a pretty koolkat and I know british bake goods and UK kandys so I'll explain. -Banger smash: Originated in Worldwar 2 times. English people would cook snausages that looked like torpedos and drop them on smashed potatoes, so it looked like how a missile would sound. -Krumpits: Originated in the UK streets approximately 1990's. Krumpers needed a nice foods on the go, because they couldn't stop krumping up. They needed a handheld food that got the job done, so one day a krumper got down with the boogey and came up with a bake goods. -Fish chips: this one's pretty self explanatory. UK is island surrounded by fish. With so many of the fish the englishman wanted Lays to make a chip that tasted like their rich fish culture. I hope you are a hip with my smooth sultry slang and was able to understand now about fancy foreign foods. Chow!
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    Do any of you Handbook-heads have bands? If so, plug them here!

    Any man is a band if his mouth has a working tongue and lips. Be makin a big man scat band, eliminating a carbon foot print and going Gene Greene.
  18. Jack Johnson P.I.

    New listener but having a little problem and this could help

    Sean has no need for television. hayes loves the little movies like mimby's project.
  19. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 85 β€” David Letterman, Our Close Friend

    Mr Ross. You were born on September 24 1979. On your birthday Pete Rose reached his 200th hit for the tenth time. Have you eber done something for 2000 times? You have appeared several times on Days Of Our Lives, so what's life like now that you don't need to buy soap anymore? If you could use anyone's bathroom whose would you use?
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    Do any of you Handbook-heads have bands? If so, plug them here!

    i am in a band too. https://soundcloud.com/cblive. It's mostly smooth jazz sounds but don't worry there is also math rock. I like to think i'm gonna be the next neal casal.
  21. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Popcorn Gallery for rebellious goths like me

    plz make one of a jazz. i am not a rebel goth but a fat jazz cat. gimme those sweet sultry tones. gimme those saxophones.
  22. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 85 β€” David Letterman, Our Close Friend

    I ate a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise when I listened to this episode today.
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