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Charlie Murphy Brown

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  1. H to the izzo, V to the izzay, Rene to the Russo, Doris to the Dizzay- what's that spell?
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    Episode 205 - Jessica Chaffin, Our Close Friend

    ok LTL (Lily Tomlin's Lawyer?), in this instance Jessica was a true corker of a guest (it's a good thing), so much so that H&S didn't even tell her she was a corker, which they usually always do, proof the boys knew they had to bring it and the last thing they'd want is to do an ep that makes total sense and is easy to imbibe, for that reason everything was more tripped out. an important factor in this is that Ms Chaffin is a big movie star and master of improv so the boys being rude and giving her shit even in the context of the scene is in itself edgy and hilarious (see HH#1 w Jake Johnson, also Gabrus running amok on CBB). yet with H&S basically disrupting their own show Jessica was very patient apart from a few heavy sighs, one 'I'm deeply regretting this choice' and the part at the end where it got real and Clem Dawg and Ronn- I mean Jessica opened up their minds about the process, the stuff the FBI was after in the first place but I understand if you can't appreciate subtleties in tone, inverted improv dynamics and are clinging to an unrealized expectation from when someone told you HH brought joy into their life and for a brief moment hope sprang internal. do not despair, I suggest you try being a little less critical, a lot more open to whimsy and you just might discover that the best parts of HH aren't always the words
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    Episode 205 - Jessica Chaffin, Our Close Friend

    the greatest show on earth
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    Episode 205 - Jessica Chaffin, Our Close Friend

    I love Jessica and I'm in love with her and want to run off to Spain and have a big family with her and get a dope villa and retire as jet ski instructors with her and hold hands and be her best friend we'll give H&S free jet ski lessons and you can all visit and stay in our guest house where you'll be secretly filmed for a spinoff reality show about the luckiest people alive, which is us because we got this fresh ep
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    Survivor Season 35: Megathread

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    Survivor Season 35: Megathread

    Challenge Beast: Ben The Strategist: Ali The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: Ashley The Cutthroat: Ryan The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Chrissy Under The Radar: Devon Wildcard: Joe Bench Player: Alan Final 3 Prediction: Ryan, Joe, Ashley Winner Pick: Ashley my team name is the Calabasas Masterclasses thanks Joe!
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    Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend

    it's like disneyland in me lucky charms doing an epic wheelie up the eiffel tower
  8. this model comes with all the bells and whistles, most of the gongs and pistols, plus five dozen frozen nipples.
  9. Old Man Piven was livin the dream, had driven the lemurs far outta the scene, til them damn hipster lemurs showed up, start actin like they own the place.
  10. Full disclosure this bull enclosure's a nose closer to hull implosure.
  11. I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl with a dragon tattoo, asking her to please chill out with all the knives.
  12. Another long line of dong vines on your mom's Wine and Pawn signs.
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    Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend

    here's the latest forum name watch list from Forum Safety Commission. these were discovered inside a fortune cookie intercepted en route to beleaguered bad boy Bonksy's Barcelona basement apartment. needless to say be extremely careful not to provoke anyone using these aliases by calling them names like coward as they're probably plotting world domination and so you do not want to get on their bad side Larry David Foster Wallace and Gromit Josh Brolin Manuel Miranda Lambert Neil Diamond Dallas Page Vanzant Lilith Fairuza Balki Bartokomous James Blake Gryffindorothy Gale Marcus Allen Ginsberger Sandwich Jack Benny Goodman Dalton Maltz
  14. my brother the king is a real dbag, but yo mama the high priestess is a real her grace the poo poo face.
  15. the Saudis shelled Sally's seashore sex cells by the sheep stalls shit falls directly off the coastal mauls of Pitfall Harry's whip claws.
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    Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend

    interesting how Dalton's member title recently changed from Forum Boy to Foruman, must've just had his bar mitzvah or finally got armpit hair or something Dalton, do you care to speak on that?
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    Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend

    not sure what you mean, who is chanson? doesn't even sound like a real name but yea we don't like pictures around here, this a place for words and ideas
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    Episode 204 - Rob Huebel, Our Close Friend

    did you notice rob spelled backwards is bor? which makes no sense because this ep was exciting and fun
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    Episode 203 - Lamar Woods, Our Close Friend

    yea, if only
  20. We'll burn that bridge when we come on it- said the man with volcanic jizz.
  21. and Nairobi ain't the capital of Djibouti.
  22. You can pick your friends and you can pick your battles, but you can't pickle your friend's battletoads.
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    Hey Gandhi, Mahatmuch?

    Hey Gandhi, Mahatmuch?
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    Episode 201 - Live at UCB Sunset w/ Kumail Nanjiani

    Cody and Brett, for the win, how long til the next HH?
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