Charlie Murphy Brown

'Ergo me hair blows,' the scarecrow cried werewolf.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

'Perception is nine-tenths of the lobster sauce,' quoth the mobster boss.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A question for the panel: If my morning smoothie is mostly green vegetables, can I still throw a couple Milky Ways in there?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 12, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• saccharin

A strong vision is vital in any artistic endeavor, which is why Stevie Wonder sucks at Lite-Brite.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

After imploring the raucous fiends to belay their sinister wrath, the troop did all sit down to share some tasty salts in bath.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, February 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Always looking out for the next big thing? Well get ready to have your pants blown off. Presenting the brand new Pants Blower Offer 5000!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

always try to speak from the heart, tho it keeps making mostly mushy noises.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

An accountant Anabaptist anaconda handler harbored hateful feelings for his hockey mask maintenance man. Again

By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 10, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• catchphrase

And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 29, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And Mama in her kerchief, & I in my cap, had just settled down for a long night of short films & middle-out compression algorithms. Me & Mama are...

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 18, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

and Nairobi ain't the capital of Djibouti.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 16, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And now for a recap in a nutshell: I just took a kneecap in ma butt, smell?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 27, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And so the plot thickens. Wait what are you sure? Okay, take two- And so the butterscotch ramen thickens. Let's see how the biscuits came out.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, May 8, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Another long line of dong vines on your mom's Wine and Pawn signs.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Anyone who knows anything about anybody will tell you something about nothing almost all the time.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 12, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Thats a BS

Are we not but crayons leaving our colors on the canvas of existence

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• crayola

As tasteful as a face full of human waste. A chaste bowl of paste made in haste. And for dessert, a donut glazed.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 10, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

As your attorney, I'd advise you to pay close attention. As your host, I'd ask you follow me to your table. Now sit! Eat!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 13, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• buy hell
• low sigh

because you never know when it just might be your last daewoo on earth, dae true homie.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 30, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Because you're mime, I talk in sign.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 3, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Been there, done that. Went back, did it again. Going next month and taking the whole family.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Born at a young age to immigrant farmers, died at ripe stage with considerate karma

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 4, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• origin story

Boundaries, Mom, boundaries! Holy shit you suck at tennis.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, February 21, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

But I'd give it all up in a second for just one day as a normo. Warsh the cat, stub the toe, all that classic normo jazz.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 2, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Buy, sickle! Buy, sickle! Comrades, we must embrace our inner mister Mercuries. Now let us rise

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 19, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• cuba
• revolution
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