Charlie Murphy Brown

sometimes it's easy to get bogged down in the bullshit, which is why we recommend filling your pool with water.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The only thing good on hulu right now is MASH.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm a this and a that as is each one of you, scissor my zits, don't they bleed chicken stew?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 25, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Never metamucil I didn't wanna snoosle.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 19, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Open up your hymnals to page six hundred sixty-six, now flip em upside down and sing, ye booty sniffing nymphs.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 15, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Go Big or go Home Alone, or go Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, they're all fantastic films.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 2, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

because you never know when it just might be your last daewoo on earth, dae true homie.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 30, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Rome wasn't built in a day, the kickstarter alone was like thirteen weeks.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And now for a recap in a nutshell: I just took a kneecap in ma butt, smell?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 27, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Canadians have a hundred and one words for snow, not the least of which is a leaky boom boom down.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 22, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The first rule of fidget club: tell all your friends. Second rule: Adderalls in the cookie jar.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 19, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To Amy Sedaris human, to Barry Gibb divine.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Without any further adieu, but just a little more a don't.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In the land of the 1-eyed 1-horned flying purple people eater the 2-eyed 2-horned tunneling topaz turtle tamer is tops at the terrarium.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Wouldn't it be nice if we were Mulder, then we wouldn't have to wait so long to see some friggin aliens.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 4, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• beach boys
• x-files

couldn't've Right Said it Fredder myself

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 4, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Damn you must have adult ADD's nuts cuz yo breff be straight demonstrating difficulties concentrating.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Good lookin Audi 5000 island dressing for successing with Debra Messing's most excessive blessing.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Truth be told, lies be sold, views be bold and skies be gold here at Golden Skies Truth Telling Fib Sellers by the beach.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 29, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The shitty life of Walter Mitty's itty bitty kitty committee for nitty gritty city cats to pity G. Gordon Liddy's witty rats.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Medium, Long Island medium, but like an extra large in the Bronx.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Someday we'll all share our own tragic war stories from the war on Christmas, the war on drugs and from the war on Christmas drugs.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 20, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And Mama in her kerchief, & I in my cap, had just settled down for a long night of short films & middle-out compression algorithms. Me & Mama are...

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 18, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Thai massage goes to the runner, now that's what I call a close finish.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Press 1 for Angel, press 2 for Crystal, press 3 for crack cocaine, because 7 ate 9 mushroom caps of a very potent strain.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions