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Charlie Murphy Brown

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    Remember it's the thought that counts, so quit doing algebra with your nostrils.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And so the plot thickens. Wait what are you sure? Okay, take two- And so the butterscotch ramen thickens. Let's see how the biscuits came out.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'd like to thank my fans- oscillating, ceiling, box and swim. You da best!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Starting a Kickstarter to start shit with a shit starter named Nick Carter, no relation.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Holy shit I can see, what'd you put on my eyes? Some Holy shit. OMG! Please my friends call me Christ.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's the tiniest things that matter the most, like Colombian beans and cinnamon toast.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like to sew. Sorry no I mean I like to sue. So settle in for a long night of settling out of court. No Matlocks allowed.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This summer, Kevin Bacon, Fiona Apple & Carrot Top, featuring Meatloaf, Jerry Rice & John Candy, & introducing Darryl Strawberry as Professor Plum.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Drake on cake in an Irish wake, The Band on demand in South Sudan, Adele on her cell in the ninth layer of hell, chillin'.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we cut out donuts and cheese.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Not for the feint of heart, was the hot muggy heinous fart, some smart bloody anus art, and now for the shameless part.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Up your flying buttress and around the coronary heart disease growing near the aortic valve inside your left ventricle.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're..

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This? This means nothing. You and I? We can never be together. Don't look at me like that. Here, take this so you won't forget. Yep, it also has...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Certain things are more important than the impotent doorman's dormant foreskin, like smorgasbordin' the horde of organs the warden stored in...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Usually I'm a poor judge of character, but that sounds exactly like Frank Oz's Fozzie Bear from The Muppet Movie.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Rihanna on iguana found nirvana in a sauna, 'Wanna a bonbon Miss Madonna?' asked a Beverly-less Ronna.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Because you're mime, I talk in sign.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    But I'd give it all up in a second for just one day as a normo. Warsh the cat, stub the toe, all that classic normo jazz.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We all have our downfall, mine just happens to be Falling Down. Michael Douglas as a hot vigilante? Come on!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Frodo and a GoPro in a dojo toe-to-toe with that mofo Modo, throwin' blows at his foes that's when the hobo mojo shows.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Wiseman once say gugu gaga cuz hey we all been babies.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If by 'street cred' you mean pockets full of gummy barracudas, then yeah, I got tons.

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