Episode 259 - Cedric Yarbrough, Our Close Friend

[Episode 259 - Cedric Yarbrough, Our Close Friend]

do the hustle

[You do you and I'll do me. It's masturbation, what'd you expect?]

You do you and I'll do me. It's masturbation, what'd you expect?

[Episode 258 - Lennon Parham, Our Goals Friend]

On 10/2/2018 at 5:10 PM, eviljake said:

There was a guy in the crowd who kept yelling “yeauh” at various points and that really got on my nerves. 

went to this live show and Hayes brought the 'yeauh' guy up on stage to do one big YEAUH into the mic but the guy kind of blew it so they must've cut it out

[Episode 258 - Lennon Parham, Our Goals Friend]

with angelic hosts proclaim

[Episode 257 - Max Silvestri, Our Dessert Friend]

pod is much better, down where it's wetter

[Pushing it to the limits, taking it to the streets, chasing it thru the sewers, tasting its yummy feets.]

Pushing it to the limits, taking it to the streets, chasing it thru the sewers, tasting its yummy feets.

[Episode 257 - Max Silvestri, Our Dessert Friend]

it aint their 1st rodeo

[O ye of little Faith No More albums, get thee to a Sam Goody.]

O ye of little Faith No More albums, get thee to a Sam Goody.

[Mea culpa, you're a culpa, they're a culpa too. Everyone's a culpa here at Culpa county zoo.]

Mea culpa, you're a culpa, they're a culpa too. Everyone's a culpa here at Culpa county zoo.

[Episode 256 - Tom Scharpling, Our New Host]

play or be played

[There's only two people I take shit from. One's my first guest, the other's my local shitman.]

There's only two people I take shit from. One's my first guest, the other's my local shitman.

[Episode 255 - Stefani Robinson, Our Close Friend]

Space: the final paywall

[Episode 255 - Stefani Robinson, Our Close Friend]

1st rule of book club, tell all your friends

[As tasteful as a face full of human waste. A chaste bowl of paste made in haste. And for dessert, a donut glazed.]

As tasteful as a face full of human waste. A chaste bowl of paste made in haste. And for dessert, a donut glazed.

[Corruption ain't just a river in Newark.]

Corruption ain't just a river in Newark.

[Incineration is the highest form of flatulence.]

Incineration is the highest form of flatulence.

[Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3]

swift dawg was here

[Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3]

life is better with brothers 

[sometimes it's easy to get bogged down in the bullshit, which is why we recommend filling your pool with water.]

sometimes it's easy to get bogged down in the bullshit, which is why we recommend filling your pool with water.

[The only thing good on hulu right now is MASH.]

The only thing good on hulu right now is MASH.

[Episode 253 - Little Esther, Our Brand Ambassador]

thing about me is, I like podcast 

[Episode 253 - Little Esther, Our Brand Ambassador]

[I'm a this and a that as is each one of you, scissor my zits, don't they bleed chicken stew?]

I'm a this and a that as is each one of you, scissor my zits, don't they bleed chicken stew?

[Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend]

saving the podcast universe, one listener at a time

[Never metamucil I didn't wanna snoosle.]

Never metamucil I didn't wanna snoosle.