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    EPISODE 105 — Safe Haven

    I normally tune into HDTGM to laugh, not cry. I was far enough away from my computer to not be able to turn it off in time after paul said skip this if you don't want to be sad, didn't make it in time. I feel like this sort of movie is ok if your in your teens or 20s and haven't really experienced any hardships, It reminds of ( I think it was Aukerman maybe Pardo? ) talking about how cancer jokes are funny until you become old enough to have your friends dying from it. For me it's the same thing with sad movies, it's like I just wanna laugh bros! I also feel like from the podcast aside from one or two problems this movie was overall pretty good, not the type of movie you normally do. This is the only HDTGM that I didn't enjoy; literally. 1 star.
  2. Nope, still can't listen to this yet! Fuck. My. Little. Butt.
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    R.I.P. Harris Wittels

    Man think of all that organic kale he must of ate to live longer that went to waste.
  4. Sexy pain rage cats; Does this hat make me look fat? Gosh my feet are cold! Am I cool enough to pull off wearing sweatpants all the time? Should I continue wearing this fanny pack un-ironically? Is it cold outside? Are things getting better or worse? How rad is it despite entropy and the universe literally trying to kill us that we are still here? How the hell do washing machines actually work? Did Hitler have good table manners? Do other people find vagina scary lookin'?
  5. I'm glad this is back. This is one of the podcast suggestions I shove down people's throats without them even asking about podcasts or making eye contact with me.
  6. I feel like there is unexplored Judge Dredd possibility here.
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    Kid Cudi taking over for Reggie?!?

    I would have preferred me, Brian Eno, but this is also a good choice. It must be literally impossible to find someone as equally talented musically and comically like Reggie. Except of course for me Brian Eno.
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    R.I.P. Harris Wittels

    Sorry if you think that was in poor taste, but I'm pretty sure he would hate most of this. PS I've been sobbing for an hour.
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    R.I.P. Harris Wittels

    Harris Wittels first person to die from smoking too much weed!
  10. This is so good I don't even want to say it's good because it might change something about how good it is
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    Episode 101.5 — Minisode 101.5

    It doesn't have easily accessible numbers for recent purchases in a certain date range either ;( I just wanted to quantify how much an episode of HDGM can do for a flopper.
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    Episode 101.5 — Minisode 101.5

    /funnyjoke/ You need to discuss the HDTGM bump, and how it's a negative feedback loop that is generating wealth for, and rewarding terrible movie production! /funnyjoke/ Seriously though I''m wondering how many itunes rentals etc this show commands. I know from nefarious sources where people DL the movies illegally; the numbers are sometimes in the thousands. If the I-Tunes bumps are even close that's a lot doughja going to makers of wonderful films like Birdemic and A Winter's Tale That's a lot of weight to throw around for a free podcast!
  13. Damn I was really enjoying the expanded format too, Thanks for all the free entertainment Mr Ducca.
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    Episode 101 — Xanadu: LIVE!

    Great, now I have a rollerskates fetish.
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    Episode 329 — Too Much Tuna Tour

    Did anyone catch Scott saying Electric Bill to the tune of Electric Feel? Happened in the first few minutes and that's all I really needed, the rest of the show was Bababababonus! Great EP. PS: Blisteritos
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    Episode 214 — Me Wheelhouse

    This was fun to listen to and I agree with the "no tension digging" posts. Scott is a pop culture monster so naturally he would be a "difficult" guest! Also, I came.
  17. They say dress for the job you want so I wore my halloween Lex Luther mask to the job interview
  18. I respect comedy bang bong for taking the comedy high ground most of the time, but I also very much approve of this, in fact I'm going to say it to various relatives
  19. John Daly? More like have him on John Daily! (ok ok ok) (deep breaths) Thank you! But seriously this episode was a trainwreck, that I couldn't take my ears away from!
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    Episode 328 — Beatle Heaven

    Holy Crap! People always get fergilicious over episodes with musical guests. . You can literally move your hand and make the sounds go away! I didn't like the musical guest but I never do because I have horrible taste in music and I'm ok with that. (Side note the song 'Here' by Pavement was playing in my head when I listened to this episode The one that says "And i'm the only one who laughs, at your jokes when they are so bad" ) ((side side note: I only openly laugh at slapstick humour like Lorne Michaels )) (((side side side note: MIke Hanford is sleeper good, his deliveries are subtle and wonderful, I've said this before in previous posts and I'm not Mike Hanford )))
  21. Great EP! The energy on this episode was contagious. Ben Scwartz is human coke? Agreed, but he's cut with something.
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    Episode BO2014.3 — Best of 2014 Pt 3

    Or Young? Mario is an old ass game dude. I'm on the ass end of the Millenials train ( 1981 ) and I can barely remember playing it. I remember the theme song more from people referencing it then the actual game. Overrated, Excitebike was way more rad-bitching! Also screw this new generation that is stealing stuff from my childhood and trying to claim it as their own to gain some sort of veil of authenticity, go steal more meal ideas from indigenous tribes ya Jerks!
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