Craazhy

This is a great show and I'm gonna do my best to get it more recurring listeners. Also, I'm not funny, so that's it for my post. I'm sorry that this post couldn't serve any purpose other than to state a fact. I wish I could fire off some hot-potato jokes you comedy people like to toss around, like Comedy Man Jones— famous comedy man of the late 1980s. He did well with the religious, suburban to countryside, lower-middle class demo. He had this bit where he would do a little jig anytime he burned a person in the audience "real good." Like he would be all like "you got a funny hat. Where'd you get it at? The funny hat store!" and then there was the jig. I used to watch him as a child all starry-eyed and say to myself— I would say to myself "shucks, Comedy Man Jones sure is a skillful comedy man and I wish I could do comedies too." So, that's how I find myself here, making this forum post on the Earwolf website without very many comedy. I hope you all can accept my apology. And they say that forgiveness is the funniest kind of comedying. I think Dolly Llama said it or some other Indian person. But the point is that maybe we can come together and be as funny as Comedy Man Jones together. Maybe that's what he was trying to teach us. Forgive each other for the sweet, sweet burns that get lamb-chopped on you by your buds at the watering hole. Don't hold the grudge. Be the comedies. Share the comedies on social media outlets, and with your friends.

What is a catchphrase if not a hot phase where I say something, and you hear me say it? If there's no big fish to praise— goes great with mayonnaise— then maybe I should just give up and quit! But, what's that I hear? A bang and a bang in my ear? The angler lands comedy: a word that almost rhymes with zombie!