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    EPISODE 153 — Farewell...For Now

    Dammit! This is exactly why I almos5 didn't listen to Nerd Poker! I KNEW I wouldlove it and would have to eventually see it end. Now I have to fill that void with meth and Jack Daniels. No, not really, Sarah. But, I had a couple of marketing ideas that would havemade you guys lots of money. One, llow fans guest play, sort of. They skype into an episode, but, they play as a ghost whose actions have absolutely no affect, nor effect, on the party...ie: the group encounters yellow giants. While the regular plays take their actions, the dm asks the guest player what he will do. The guest player says he attcks the giants. And, because his actions don't effect anything, he succeeds, and then waits to see the outcome of the team. He can talk to the team, but, nthe team can completely ignore him, if they choose, since he is an aberration...a host that is just there. Of course, charge a significant amount, say $100. The other was a design for a stargoyle that actually sucks hot air through the mouth and releases cold air through the pooper, as Sark described a soul scrubbing. I got the idea because you commented a lot about the heat. I held back the idea because I could not find whether stargoyle was a copyrighted idea. Instead, I am working on a series of creatures that do the same things...drangons, bears, whales, etc.
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    EPISODE 145 — Moon Festival

    The fairy guide is definitely Andy Dickdick.
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    5th Edition DnD

    I bought the 5th Edition Players Handbook this weekend. First impression...looks a lot like 4th Edition minus a lot of the skills paths of 4th.
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    EPISODE 114 — Runaway

    Wait. I watched a movie about Joan Jett. The acting was so robotic, it took until the mention of Tom Selleck as acop before I started realizing Iit was a different movie.
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    NEW Nerd Poker Dice Bags!

    Just a heads up. I clicked on the link and got 404.
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    EPISODE 130 — Rubbing Plants On Ourselves

    Furpig Furballs gather in their masses Just like turds from their asses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerers of cat construction Ow my face my eyes are burning The cat box litter needs to be turning That's all I got.
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    Character Drawings

    I had to steal this asmy new background for my pc.
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    EPISODE 127 — The Magic Word is Bitchass

    The Police were triple doody, all right.
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    EPISODE 125 — What's in the Cave?

    That is awesome!
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    Episode 109 - FACE OFF: LIVE!

    Mentioning Kubrick, my pairing would be R. Lee Ermy and Alan Rickman. Kubrick would have an ending where Rickman goes crazy not being able to cope with Ermy's life that he blows his head off.
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    EPISODE 122 — Haunted Anus

    That video was disturbing. A woman that fat, you shoot her and the bullet will ricochet through the fat folds for two days before reaching anything vital.
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    EPISODE 122 — Haunted Anus

    More and more, I feel like Blaine is basing this adventure on a reject screen write for Nutjob 2.
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    Let's hope it isn't a female foot.
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    EPISODE 106.5 — Minisode 106.5

    Back in 1999, my wife and I took turns each Friday choosing which movie to go see. She chose "Lake Placid". We are now divorced.
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    EPISODE 119 — Hey Judas

    This episode would be awesome if they were caught and wound up in a blue giant prison, and the head gian warden said, "What we have here is a failure...to communicate. "
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    EPISODE 117 — Blainal Beads of Force

    Sorry. Hall & Oates. All that crap sounded the same.
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    EPISODE 117 — Blainal Beads of Force

    Whenever they mention Snausage-ica, they should play a royalty-free limit of Sting's ManEater.
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    EPISODE 105 — Safe Haven

    If it hasn't been said, it's not on Netflix.
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    EPISODE 104.5 — Minisode 104.5

    The question I not, "When" nor, "Where", but the rel question is, "Why?"
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    Episode 113 — Biker Giants are Dicks

    My new all female sexmetal band, "Queen Puddin'".
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    Zardoz directors commentary

    People often cite Sean Connery quitting acting as a sign how bad Extrodinary Gentlemen was so bad. If badness of movies was a readon for quitting, ZARD OZ was a far more compelling argument for his retirement
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    Episode 112 — Red Afro

    Well, without Lyra, the bird will never come back. What I find a little hard to deal with is, other than surviving from episode to episode, I don't see a real goal for the group. There might be one, and I somehow missed the episode where it was explained. If Blaine needs a goal, consider adapting a Clint Eastwood movie to the game. For example, if he adopted a Dirty Harry story, the group would be looking for a killer. Or, Unforgiven, some giant whore got cut up, and the group is going to get the guy who done it. Or Eiger Sanction...well, maybe not that, because I have no idea what that was about. But, when everything that moves is out to kill them, always, it just seems repetitive. Having said that, our weekly dnd sessions go from 6pm to 11 pm, so when it is broken into 1 hour chunks, maybe it just seems slow since we do in one night what this group does in a month. Plus add the time that is spent joking about other stuff, maybe Blaine is moving them toward something.
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    Episode 102 — Tango & Cash

    Tango & Cash was a good movie for its time.
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    Episode 110 — Clown Dog

    It's a Sound Cloud ad. As to those who hate me because I smoke, it's for medicinal purposes.
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    Episode 110 — Clown Dog

    My favorite Andy Dick story is when John Lovitts tells how he beat Andys head on a bar. There happens to be an audio of this, and you hear Andy go, "Aiagh!" as he slumps to the ground.