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    Character Drawings

    I assumed Houg was a gnome.
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    Episode 85 — Bugbears Approach

    I am looking forward to all the My Hot Med pics.
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    Episode 74 — New Beginning

    That night club stuff sounds like half the standup shows I have done.
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    Episode 73 — Space Ship Attack

    If you can find it, watch "Dollman vs. The Demonic Toys".
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    Episode 71 — Dwarves vs. Man Rats

    Anyone notice how weak the 4 sided die sounds when rolled in the tower? Also, anyone notice the die that do the least damage in D&D do the most damage when you step on them barefooted in the middle of the night on the wat to the bathroom?
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    Episode 70 — The Kitchen Caper

    "He starts fucking the soup..." - Venturian Pie?
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    Character Drawings

    Wrong location.
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    Episode 67 — Rat Trap

    I think Brus isn't an apothecary. I think he is an Australian philosophy professor.
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    Episode 67 — Rat Trap

    Why didn't Brian mention he had some extra cream cheese?
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    Episode 58 — Change of Scenery

    This is a momentous occasion. This is the first group the party interacted with and didn't destroy everything.
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    Episode 56 — After Party Brawl

    If they had their wits about them, Damien could have a new riding steed. Rope the legs, web the head like a muzzle and daily speak to it until you gain full communication like Roy Rogers and Trigger, and you've got an acid spitting steed.
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    Character Drawings

    And no one called him a Glennishmoron.
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    Episode 53 — Parn's Village

    Just what is missing in D&D deities...a god of PMS.
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    Episode 53 — Parn's Village

    When the name of the planet was named on the map, "Venturia", it sounded like someone was Yankoviching the Red Elvises "Siberia".
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    Episode 48 — Priest of Judas

    Not sure who the guest guy is, but his act was totally, you guys are nerds, and I am not. I would have called him on it, and if he didn't change, I would have kicked his ass, literally. My bet is, if Sarah had the chance, she wanted this guy bad because of all the guys there, he is trying hard to ooze alpha male.
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    I know I am reviving a dead thread, but, in either a John Wayne movie, or Clint Eastwood, I think it was Big Jake, Little Jake, the dog's name was called Dog.
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    The Infamous D&D Religious Tract

    They did make one, back in the late 1980s. I remember Ned's kids reference it on The Simpsons. It was pretty awful. You got exp for not killing, etc, and spells were limited to miracles of the Bible. I never played because it sounded stupid, even as a former D&D player. It was like offering an O'Douls to a reformed alcoholic...why drink horse piss if it won't get you drunk?
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    Dungeons & Dragons, Editions & You

    My first experience was with a stack of Gygax' first edition, photocopied as encouraged by Gygax. My brother was at UNI in 1977, and got me into playing with him. Then when the first Players handbook came out, my friend and I traveled 300 miles to Lake Geneva and bought our copies from Gary himself, at thevTSR store. He claimed to be Ernie, and signed our new PHs as such, adding a comment that his brother Gary was an asshole. I then saved a week's pay to buy the other two books, Monsters Manual, and the DM Guide. I studied the books like they were holy scripture. A couple years later, I became a Christian, and due to the bad press of suicides and influenced by that horrible Tom Hanks D&D made for TV movie, I burnt all three in a burn barrel. Around 1989, I met some RPG guys and played all kinds of games, and I realized IT'S JUST A FRICKEN GAME! NOT A DEMONIC RECRUITING PAMPHLET! We played Runequest, GURPS, Top Secret, Boothill, but my favorite was Toon. In 1992, I got married, but my wife didn't play. My books sat dormant for a couple years until I found another group. I stopped buying anything by the time WotC bought everything. After finding Nerd Poker, I am ready to find a new group.
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    Episode 86 — Ernest Goes To Jail

    My theory is that Vern is Jim Varney.
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    Hells Angels 69

    A movie made in 1969, about 2 half brothers that trick the Oakland chapter of the Hells Angels to be accomplises in robbing Caesars Palace. It even has Sonny Balger, the real godfather of the Hells Angels, in a talking role. It was a major hit in 69, and for a few years afterwards due to how movies were distributed back then.
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    Episode 86 — Ernest Goes To Jail

    Ernest is very intelligent, but his intelligence is hindered by his lack of self-esteem. Bad Ernest is what Good Ernest would be with confidence but lacking Good Ernest's moral compass. You see a glimpse of confident Good Ernest when he gets the special powers.