brandondryrock

I was gonna call in, but I had too much to drink. Just the thought of being able to talk to two Hollywood giants like Sean and Hayes made me incredible anxious, and the only thing that could calm me down was a bottle of grandpa's cough medicine (sick reference if you guys get it). Can't wait to hear the call in show though. I bet all of you were awesome because this forum is awesome and finding this forum is literally one of the greatest things that has happened in my life.

Mr. Middleditch, what are your thoughts on renaming the show to "Sillycone Valley" for season two, and it just features everyone wearing silly costumes while eating ice cream cones in a mountain valley?

Hmm, yes, I've also had a dream where I was food that could feed a family of four.

OOHHHH I misread HO HO HONLADS post. I thought we were supposed to post "cool toilet pictures," and that was the ill-est toilet pic I could find.

He should change his name to Gerard PK, because of penalty kicks in soccerball.

If you don't understand the terms, then you shouldn't be listening to the podcast. Sorry if I am being a meanie head right now, but this is advanced level shit, okay?

Sean is complaining about our usernames, but mine is exactly what he wants.

Okay, I'm really confused. In the episode description it says that Jarrad is in the studio, and there is a picture of him in the studio, but Jarrad says that he is on an airplane. Is that picture a Photo-shopping and the description is lying? I think that has to be it.

Yesterday I was talking mad shit on Cody, but he really kept the show together today. Thanks Cody, I don't hate you anymore.

I've been trying to spread awareness of this podcast, so instead of saying "hello" to friends and family, I say "what up what up." I hope that phrase isn't copyrighted by this brilliant production. If it is, I owe A LOT OF MONEY.

Did anyone hear Cody fuck up CBB today? Jeeeezeee creezzeee.

That wasn't the only thing he was pumping.

To be honest, when I learned about HH, I didn't "get" it. But then my skillz to understand comedy improved, and now I "get" it. That might be what is keeping some people away. I've told my friends to listen to this show, but they don't listen to podcasts, so they can fudge off.

He is a master of the art of silence. A fucking master.

OOHhhhhh okay. I see how it is, AJ. What does that even stand for? Always Jerkin'? One of these days I'll PG*. You'll see. *What does it mean to PG?

Trying this tonight with my girlfriend. I'll report back after I figure out how effective it is.

I lied earlier. Don't talk about her hair. But, you should find out what her thoughts are on skellingtons. That could be a deal breaker.

I would like to purchase that painting from you Andrew.

If you could see my face right now, you would be so spooked. I've never, ever been this angry. GRUDGE STARTS RIGHT NOW! EDIT: Okay, grudges are over. We can be friends again.

I'm pretty offended that you messed up my Knick-Name. You're lucky I don't hold onto grudges that long. That being said, the grudge starts now.

If drinking beer is a project, then call me the "Project Master." Please call me the project master. It sounds so cool.

Ummmm..now that you mention it, my real name is Scotch Palgrams. I also deposited a lot of coins at CoinStar, but it was Metroid sounds, not Zelda. So no.

No, ask about her hair. I've been able to pick up multiple girls with hair colors like orange, red, purple, magenta, black, brown, green, blue, silver, gold, bronze, turquoise, fuchsia, yellow, and many other colors. Girls like when you ask about their hair.

Ask her where she got her hair at.