SeñorFartFace

It's 2016, people! And, if you ask me, it's about time we legalize medicinal butt chugging!

Here's a video of a convicted felon singing an Adele-inspired "Sorry" to Judge at sentencing.

Drunk Vegas Lawyer

You can lead a horse to water but it will die if that water is on Mars.

This is my favourite thing ever.

Tell it to the Judge! The Mike Judge that is.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick which suitcase contains the antidote!

Canadian Politician 'Elizabeth May' getting pulled off the stage after an 'unusual speech' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOE59SinhE&feature=youtu.be&t=467

I have a heart of gold and a liver of zinc. Doctors say I shouldn't be alive.

Nice nuts, bro!!

Guy has very specific requirements... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXXUti2kik

The only type of revolution that I believe in is Dance Dance Revolution.

Did you know that the average John Goodman earns 30 cents more than the average John Goodwoman?

You're not a superintendent! In fact, I don't even think you're a regularintendent!