SeñorFartFace
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It's 2016, people! And, if you ask me, it's about time we legalize medicinal butt chugging!
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You can lead a horse to water but it will die if that water is on Mars.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick which suitcase contains the antidote!
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I have a heart of gold and a liver of zinc. Doctors say I shouldn't be alive.
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The only type of revolution that I believe in is Dance Dance Revolution.
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Did you know that the average John Goodman earns 30 cents more than the average John Goodwoman?
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You're not a superintendent! In fact, I don't even think you're a regularintendent!
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Contrary to popular belief, Jim belushi doesn't have the strength of ten men. It's actually closer to six men.
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This next reading comes from the Gospel according to Jim.
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I blame society (Society is the name of my Armenian roommate who forgot to pay the rent bill. AGAIN!).
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Shut up, Jiblet Joe! Nobody likes you OR your stupid commemorative plate collection!
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Just like Garfield, I too hate Mondays and my owner Jon Arbuckle.
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I dont believe in goblins, ghouls, ghosts, or Garey Busey!
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Her hair was like the purest of silk and her smile was also like silk, her skin too. Come to think of it, she may just have been a silk pillow cover.
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There is only one thing I hate more than crime and that thing is two crimes at the same time.
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People, we have lived in fear for too long; too long I say! It is up to us to band together and rise up against our Sentient Celery overlords!
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I don't need your charity! All I need is a VHS copy of the 1986 skater action/drama film "Thrashin'" starring Josh Brolin and I'll be happy.
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I miss everything about her. Her maple syrup complexion, her maple syrup hair, even her dimpled maple syrup smile. I love you Mrs. Buttersworth...
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Batman, Hugh Jackman, and a fat funnyman! This is the best superhero/australian actor/Kevin James-Themed party ever!
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They say actions speak louder than words. That's why I convey all important messages through the art of charades.
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I love you more than words can express. Mainly because I don't know how to read or write.
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You know, I may have a butt for a face but I still have a heart! Although it is located where my butt should be.
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Now, I'm not saying John Cusack is a Reptilian but have you ever seen a John Cusack and a Reptilian at the same time and place?
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