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  1. Over the lips and past the gums...look out stomach, this balloon is filled with heroin.
  2. It's like Hamlet says, not taking a long time explaining stuff as opposed to taking forever to drag out what you're trying to say is the soul of wit
  3. audrew

    Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    4th of July bump. Free this movie from How Did this Get Made obscurity!!
  4. 1976. Trailer here: The cheerleading team at Aloha High are popular with their fellow students (except for a couple of stuck-up rich girls), but they're a major cause of the school's lecherous reputation for underage sex and drug abuse. The fun-loving gals spike the lunchroom spaghetti sauce with a concoction of pot, pills, and powders, hold wild orgies in the boys' locker room, and never bother to attend their classes. The school board considers a merger with Aloha's biggest rivals, the vocational school Lincoln High, but the cheerleaders refuse to mix with the low-class juvenile delinquents that go there. A new principal, ex-Marine Hall Walker (Norman Thomas Marshall), might whip the school into shape, but it'll mean forcing the cheerleaders out of the squad and back into the classroom. Horrible, horrible film where our "heroes" are sex-crazed lunatics. More importantly, it's David Hasselhoff's FIRST feature film, and his character is named Boner. At one point in the film he is knocked unconscious and is only revived by a cheerleader removing her panties and putting them on his face. And, he does this dance: The whole film is on YouTube. It is just awful. https://www.youtube....h?v=QE4yzvZQU8U
  5. audrew

    Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    Ooops! I searched the board to see if this had suggested, but I didn't see it. Good to know a lot of fans are aware of this movie as well.
  6. audrew

    Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    This is the most insane movie ever. The story of basically Asian Superman entering the worst prison on the planet. Insanely hilarious gore and the most outrageous acting ever. Did I mention someone trying to strangle Ricky with his own intestines? Just a few highlights from the film, in gif form: The movie is on Netflix with English subtitles, but the more hilarious dubbed in English version is available in its entirety on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXohnrEXVA Please, please, please do this movie. It is literally the most bonkers movie ever. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/