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    Episode 181 - Carl Tart, Our Close Friend

    Wow first black guest in over 4 months. Almost had the Earwolf record.
  2. Dear Mom, is there basketball in heaven? Yes there is. And I play for Jesus's Angels. Jesus has a nasty ball fake. More updates later.
  3. so many moves off the dribble, swish army knife. pick your poison. you double, I dish n get dimes. unguarded on my chris herren shit. smoking opiates at halftime; wine baths with amare staudemire layup line, yay up time. cocaine line dance with alexy shved smuggle a baby bird into the arena, let it fly darko milicic is literally on fire, but he doesn't belong in this story baby bird realizes it is just trapped in a large cage. aren't we all.
  4. YELAWOLF YELAWOLF--INVENTED THE INTERNET
  5. Hands made of steel. Karate chop your whole block. Crowds gather as I smash your girl. Pitching mound at Yankee Stadium. Derek Jeter smiles at me. Thanks Derek. Your smile makes me smile. Anti-gravity boots begin to malfunction. I'm sorry Earth, this is my goodbye. Hideki Matsui hands me alien porno tape for the long trip. Wow Hideki this is some good stuff. I masturbate for 8 years. 8 years. Tape breaks. But I am home. Wife doesn't have dinner ready. Police arrive to arrest her. Wife laughs, uses her witchcraft. 3 dead cops. 1 sad man. I'm just hungry, that's all.
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    Who is your HH dream guest?

    Bill Bellamy and the white dude who was in the show with him where they drove fast cars? Conan O'Brien so hayes can finally meet his real dad
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    QUESTIONS FOR SCOTT RE: HOWL

    JK I actually bought the 2013 tour, it was great. But i have a new computer and they didn't make the transfer. Upon hearing the HOWL.fm news i went to make sure i could download it again but i couldn't. It says you can only use the link 3 times but i only used it once and its saying its expired. Should I go ahead and email happiness@earwolf.com or should i email sadness@mrscripps.com ?
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    QUESTIONS FOR SCOTT RE: HOWL

    My names 2 dicks and im here to say i don't pay 4 pussy or podcasts OKAY!?
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pJBhgh46-A not sure why this is so funny to me can we start saying PUNJABI! when we do something good?
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    Episode 90 — Brian Huskey, Our LIVE Friend

    yall are so funny but some of u r kind of gay lol I mean gay as in stupid kinda like when u tell ur best friend "quit bein a fag!" cause he ate ur potato chip and he maybe brush back of his hand along penis head. im NOT being offensive.
  11. THE NBA IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOCKGATE CLOCKGATE SPYCLOCK SPYCLOCK O'TRICKYCLOCK CLOCKAGEDDON CLOCKSTRADAMUS CLOCKRADIO RADIO GREAT MOVIE BUT CLOCK BAD IN FINAL SECONDS OF LAC/SAS GAME
  12. forgot I never posted my dad or my pet
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    Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend

    FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT--THAT TRICK A VAGRANT WHATS UNDER THE HOOD NEED A WHOLE LOTTA MAINTENANCE WHAT COMES OUT HER GRILL KEEPS TESTIN MY PATIENCE HOPE THAT BITCH DROWN IN HER POOL OF COMPLACEMENT FATTY WORK HARD AND HE GOT 2 DICKS TAYLOR LOOK LIKE WHITE BREAD ON TOOTHPICKS HATERS GONNA HATE? WHATS NEXT SIZZURP? TAYLOR GOT THE POSTURE OF THE GEICO LIZARD SO PLZ DONT TELL ME SHE THE JAM AND IM JELLY ID RATHER SNORT CLOROX BUMPIN TIM MCGRAW AND NELLY
  14. I know I'm late but heres mine! "The church bells and rang and Peter knew it was time for bed. He hopped into his small pond and began to froggy swim to his home on the lily pad to catch some much needed rest. He some how, however frogs do it, got from the water to the lily pad without it sinking and upon his amphibious ascent from water to land he pondered, "Are lily pads even land?" He stared into the night sky and began to shut his eyes... And uh... his EYES were sooooo big that it uhh.. it took kind of a long time to SHUT HIS EYES. So we'll just wait a bit... aaand he shuts his--Jesus Christ! CUT! Drop the curtains!" The preview crowd boos and the curtain drops. We peek behind to see Tony Toaster, up and coming stage director/narrator, fuming mad. Red hot. I mean he was steaming. "Where the fuck is FIip!?" Tony does his best to maintain his shiny fresh look even in his rage, waddling down the steps and up to Flips dressing room and bursting through the door only to see Flip hovering, back towards him. Tony lets out his toastiet, "What the fuck, man!?" Flip is hovering over giant pile of feces. Dropping down on different spots every few seconds. He's a fly. "We're supposed to be out there right now! They're booing us dammit," Tony yelled. Flip whipped his body around revealing his face full of sorrow and filth. Drenched in tears, and covered in poop. Flip sobbed, looking up into the dark ceiling, into nothing, and let out what would be his final words, "I'm sorry man... I can't do it. This shits got a hold on me." And with his final breath, which just must've smelt like shit, he dove into the massive mound of human poopy and died.
  15. Some motherfucker must've dropped out thinking its funny WELL GUESS WHAT ITS NOT FUNNY. THE GUY WORKS VRY HARD. VERY FOCKING HARD. ON ALL HIS GIFS AND SHT. DONT LIKE IT N THEN UNLIKE IT CAUSE UR SUCH A FUCKIN HIPSTER THAT ONCE IT GETS POPULAR UR ALL LIKE "EH IT WAS BETTER WHEN HE WASNT HOT" NO! NOOOO! FUCK THAT! IM REALLY FUCKING PISSED CAUSE DID GOOD THING NOW GOOD THING GONE.
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    Episode 65 — Dan Klein, Our Close Friend

    hey guys im back for just a second. Chanson, hows ur sim city going? im level 22 right now but things are really starting to slow down. I stopped expanding and focused on my citizens rather than land and new buildings. im at a 90% happy sim rating. so that's good. But its such a next level leap to get these departments of transpo and edu... basically whats your plan for expansion while keeping your sims happy? and can you do both without having to wait so long?
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    Episode 65 — Dan Klein, Our Close Friend

    wow I stayed up til 3am EASTERN time and I don't even get a new ep? EH, WRONG! I oficualy leavin the forum forever. say goodbye. bye sean. bye hayes. UH. BAH! u know what im gonna sign both u 2 up with super gross porn sites. and I know alllll the best ones so consider urselfs precummed. BAH!
  18. i replayed the part where he changes his voice to his baseball voice at the beginning maybe 6 times.. it is so damn funny.
  19. If das about me ima kill dat ho
  20. O BLOCK. BANG BANG. ONCE AGAIN. U KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
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    A request.

    TL;DR
  22. Wow, watching that game was a real zoo. Felt like the zebras really tried to take over the game, lots of ticky tacky fouls on the wolves, Kevin Costner shed a tear, and then the grizzlies were getting away with murder in the final minutes, Werner Herzog is gonna do a documentary about it. But that 80-yard home run really showed who was better so I am fine with that. I didn't really like the way my teams mascot was acting, I mean, my team good, we don't really need a mascot. - Elvin Hayes Davenport
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