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Fatty2Dicks

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  1. so many moves off the dribble, swish army knife.

    pick your poison. you double, I dish n get dimes.

    unguarded on my chris herren shit.

    smoking opiates at halftime; wine baths with amare staudemire

    layup line, yay up time. cocaine line dance with alexy shved

    smuggle a baby bird into the arena, let it fly

    darko milicic is literally on fire, but he doesn't belong in this story

    baby bird realizes it is just trapped in a large cage.

    aren't we all.

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  2. Hands made of steel.

    Karate chop your whole block.

    Crowds gather as I smash your girl.

    Pitching mound at Yankee Stadium.

    Derek Jeter smiles at me.

    Thanks Derek. Your smile makes me smile.

    Anti-gravity boots begin to malfunction.

    I'm sorry Earth, this is my goodbye.

    Hideki Matsui hands me alien porno tape for the long trip.

    Wow Hideki this is some good stuff.

    I masturbate for 8 years.

    8 years.

    Tape breaks. But I am home.

    Wife doesn't have dinner ready.

    Police arrive to arrest her.

    Wife laughs, uses her witchcraft.

    3 dead cops.

    1 sad man.

    I'm just hungry, that's all.

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  3. FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT--THAT TRICK A VAGRANT

    WHATS UNDER THE HOOD NEED A WHOLE LOTTA MAINTENANCE

    WHAT COMES OUT HER GRILL KEEPS TESTIN MY PATIENCE

    HOPE THAT BITCH DROWN IN HER POOL OF COMPLACEMENT

    FATTY WORK HARD AND HE GOT 2 DICKS

    TAYLOR LOOK LIKE WHITE BREAD ON TOOTHPICKS

    HATERS GONNA HATE? WHATS NEXT SIZZURP?

    TAYLOR GOT THE POSTURE OF THE GEICO LIZARD

    SO PLZ DONT TELL ME SHE THE JAM AND IM JELLY

    ID RATHER SNORT CLOROX BUMPIN TIM MCGRAW AND NELLY

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  4. I know I'm late but heres mine!

     

     

    "The church bells and rang and Peter knew it was time for bed. He hopped into his small pond and began to froggy swim to his home on the lily pad to catch some much needed rest. He some how, however frogs do it, got from the water to the lily pad without it sinking and upon his amphibious ascent from water to land he pondered, "Are lily pads even land?" He stared into the night sky and began to shut his eyes... And uh... his EYES were sooooo big that it uhh.. it took kind of a long time to SHUT HIS EYES. So we'll just wait a bit... aaand he shuts his--Jesus Christ! CUT! Drop the curtains!"

     

    The preview crowd boos and the curtain drops. We peek behind to see Tony Toaster, up and coming stage director/narrator, fuming mad. Red hot. I mean he was steaming. "Where the fuck is FIip!?" Tony does his best to maintain his shiny fresh look even in his rage, waddling down the steps and up to Flips dressing room and bursting through the door only to see Flip hovering, back towards him. Tony lets out his toastiet, "What the fuck, man!?" Flip is hovering over giant pile of feces. Dropping down on different spots every few seconds. He's a fly. "We're supposed to be out there right now! They're booing us dammit," Tony yelled. Flip whipped his body around revealing his face full of sorrow and filth. Drenched in tears, and covered in poop. Flip sobbed, looking up into the dark ceiling, into nothing, and let out what would be his final words, "I'm sorry man... I can't do it. This shits got a hold on me." And with his final breath, which just must've smelt like shit, he dove into the massive mound of human poopy and died.

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  5. Some motherfucker must've dropped out thinking its funny

     

    WELL GUESS WHAT ITS NOT FUNNY.

    THE GUY WORKS VRY HARD. VERY FOCKING HARD.

    ON ALL HIS GIFS AND SHT.

    DONT LIKE IT N THEN UNLIKE IT CAUSE UR SUCH A FUCKIN HIPSTER THAT ONCE

    IT GETS POPULAR UR ALL LIKE "EH IT WAS BETTER WHEN HE WASNT HOT"

    NO!

    NOOOO!

    FUCK THAT!

    IM REALLY FUCKING PISSED

    CAUSE DID GOOD THING

    NOW GOOD THING GONE.

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  6. hey guys im back for just a second. Chanson, hows ur sim city going? im level 22 right now but things are really starting to slow down. I stopped expanding and focused on my citizens rather than land and new buildings. im at a 90% happy sim rating. so that's good. But its such a next level leap to get these departments of transpo and edu... basically whats your plan for expansion while keeping your sims happy? and can you do both without having to wait so long?

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  7. Wow, watching that game was a real zoo. Felt like the zebras really tried to take over the game, lots of ticky tacky fouls on the wolves, Kevin Costner shed a tear, and then the grizzlies were getting away with murder in the final minutes, Werner Herzog is gonna do a documentary about it. But that 80-yard home run really showed who was better so I am fine with that. I didn't really like the way my teams mascot was acting, I mean, my team good, we don't really need a mascot.

     

     

    - Elvin Hayes Davenport

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