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  2. Posted

    What I found odd about this movie is how it forced this red herring down our throats, like so much health spa sushi, only to reveal at the end that the red herring was actually just the herring. From the beginning, the movie goes to great pains to set David up as the bad guy: he confesses to never liking Michael (what's not to like?), he blames Michael for his sister's untimely death, and he freely admits that, not only is he the only person with the skills to make a computer *sigh* shoot acid, but he is the only person capable of covering those tracks. Every time the finger is pointed squarely in David's direction, it goes to great pains to prove this isn't the case, until, in the end, it turns out to be...David.

     

    And to answer the question as whether the murders are supernatural or technological, I'd guess it's a little bit of both. In my opinion, as Catherine's twin, David provides a conduit to the corporeal realm. She's a ghost and can do ghostly things, but since she wasn't proficient with them in life, she doesn't have any of his skills with computers. When bonded with her brother, she gains his technological know-how to use against Michael. Apart, they can do some stuff, but together they become another beast all together--like a more fucked up version of the Wonder Twins.

     

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    If you ask me, this whole movie is a technophobic's ghost story. To the writer of this movie, computers, gyms, and ghosts all seem to be of the same echelon of things to be considered terrifying, which is to say, the writer is obviously scared to death of things he knows nothing about. This is a guy* who thinks automated exercise machines would provide the best workout, ghosts can be killed with a revolver, and computers with a program that's freezing can be fixed with a screwdriver.

     

    And speaking of screwdrivers...does that scene ever have a payoff? David shows up saying Michael sent him, he threatens Laura, and leaves. Later, Michael says he never sent David there. Considering everything that's going on, and that David is still the prime suspect and all the murders seem to be computer based, shouldn't he be a little bit concerned? I honestly thought Catherine was somehow "in" the computer system, and David was somehow networking his home computer to the Health Spa so she could get at him at home. But, no. In the end, as it ever was, his home remains a sanctuary for all his beloved Southwestern-style vests--the only things he loves, and the only things he ever will love.

     

    *I'm not fact checking whether the writer was a man or not. I'm comfortable with my assertion.

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  3. Posted

     

    It's not like he whistled at an inappropriate time or did it constantly through the whole show. Everyone else was cheering and clapping. Why do you guys hate whistling so much?

     

    Actually, he did do it...a lot. It was really pathetic. I don't really want to give this douche any more attention than he has already gotten, but I just listened to the episode this morning--after reading the forum posts--and was waiting for it. Not only does he do it at the beginning (fine, whatever), but he then does it again a little bit later while Paul is speaking--I believe this is when Jason calls him out on it. He then does it a couple of more times, he stupidly admits to it, and then afterward, does it AGAIN!

     

    Are people really that starved for attention? "Hey bro, you hear that whistling? That was me! D'urrrr!"

     

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    People just need to learn what it means to be a good audience member.

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  4. Posted

    Wow--okay, I finally had a chance to listen to the episode and I can see why it might make some people want to go back in watch it. They did a great job and it was a million times more interesting than actually watching the movie.

     

    My biggest question is: "Why does the movie hate so much," more specifically, women and the institution of marriage?

     

    It was covered extensively in the episode. but why is Michael such a shit to his wife? When he is talking to the paranormal investigator, not only does he get overly defensive about his alleged infidelity, but he seemingly blames his wife for her depression and resulting suicide: "After she lost the baby, I couldn't reason with her." Oh really, you unsympathetic shithead? You couldn't reason with her? Do you think that maybe her fragile state of mind might be a result of her carrying a child to term only to lose that child (Which is an intrapartum death, not a "miscarriage") and her ability to walk in one fell swoop? Not everyone has the ability to just bounce back from a tragedy like that and just go back to having aquafrolics with their best friend in the gym's pool. Maybe instead of trying to "reason" with your wife, you just be there for her during a really difficult time. Perhaps suggest professional counseling instead of shoving a limp asparagus into her mouth-- something I can only assume he must have done based on his track record for dealing with women coping with traumatic injuries...

     

    But Michael isn't the only character with a hate on for his wife. The male detective, who we find out is also married, not only tries to hook up with someone at the Mardi Gras party ("This place ought to be lousy with good-looking bimbos."), but when he learns that Michael's wife burnt to death, can't resist adding, "I've got to tell my wife to start smoking in bed." What the fuck movie? I can only guess the writer was going through some serious shit when he wrote this movie.

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  5. Posted

     

    I have been trying to decide if I should just listen and skip the movie because I haven't seen it yet but all of the comments so far and the weird asparagus pic are convincing me that it would be worth a watch...

     

    Same. I've been too busy this week to watch it (and, honestly, I'm kind of over shitty 80s movies for a bit; I hope they journey to another decade in the next ep), but the ep was wonderful and makes me want to watch it. Maybe I'll check it out before I give this ep the obligatory second listen.

     

     

    I haven't had a chance to listen to the episode yet, but if it was good enough to make you consider watching the movie, then they must have done a good job. Basically, I found the movie to be of MST3K quality, but without the riffs. If that's something you'd be into, I say go for it. Otherwise, I'd say skip it and just enjoy their take on it.

     

    Also, I just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Devil's Christmas!

     

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    Have fun and be safe!

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  6. Posted

    I have a question for you all. If you were going to dress up for Halloween as a character from a HDTGM movie, what would you choose?

     

    For me it's a tie between an out of shape Dolph Lundgren He-Man and Stinger from Jupiter Ascending (but mostly so I would be able to go around telling people that "bees don't lie")

    Sorry for the double post but I would absolutely go with Jupiter's wedding dress!

     

    Well, if Landolph's going as Stinger, and Taylor Anne is going as Jupiter, that makes my choice pretty clear.

     

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    As for music, I had a strange day. It started full of hope and optimism and slowly deteriorated into a festering pile of donkey shit. So I actually did this twice: once in the morning, and once to pull me out of my funk.

     

    Morning

     

    1) My Brain is Hanging Upside Down--The Ramones

    2) Far From Over--Frank Stallone

    3) Contrecoup--They Might Be Giants

    4) Story of My Life--Social Distortion

    5) Population: Us--Dr. Frank

     

    Close call

    You're the Best--Joe Esposito

     

    Afternoon

     

    1) I know There's an Answer--The Beach Boys

    2) If I Had a Million Dollars--BNL

    3) Bailando--Enrique Iglesias (Spanish Version)

    4) New York City--Cub

    5) Closer--Tegan and Sara

     

    Close call

    ATLiens--Outkast.

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  7. Posted

     

    My Latest 5:

     

    1. Lovers in a Dangerous Time- Barenaked Ladies

    2. Let's Spend the Night Together- Rolling Stones

    3. Tornado- Little Big Town

    4. Hot and Fun- N.E.R.D. feat Nelly Furtado

    5. Work Out- J Cole

     

    Your songs almost make for an interesting short story...

     

    A couple, in a sexually satisfying, but otherwise tumultuous relationship, hook up one night after a long night of fighting. In their ardor, they use their pent up frustrations to engage in a whirlwind of hot, passionate sex. They are a knot of claws and teeth. Their eyes meet and they see each other, really see each other--maybe for the first time in their lives--and they laugh. They laugh long and hard. The gray dawn peeks behind the slatted blinds.

     

    Don't be worried for them, guys--it'll all work out.

     

    Anyone else see this?

     

    Just me?

     

    Oh boy...

     

    I think I've gotta work some things out.

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  8. Posted

    As a white person growing up in rural Prairie Canada, I will admit to enjoying Nickelback. My caveat is that I only enjoy their upbeat party music. Their really earnest stuff, like If Anyone Cared, can burn in a dumpster fire.

     

    Ellen, I just want to say that I admire your honesty and your bravery. That is a bold admission. Bravo!

     

    Personally, I can't stand Nickelback, especially that horrible "Photograph" song. It always felt to me like it was written with the same lyrical finesse as "Choppin' Broccoli."

     

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  9. Posted

    Okay, I have another little game I'd like to play if anyone is up for it. :)/>

     

    Take whatever device you use to listen to music, put it on "all songs," put it on shuffle, and track forward until you find a song that you are willing to listen to all the way through. And then do this four more times. I'd like to hear the last five songs that you've listened to today in their entirety, but I'd be happy with just the last three. Full disclosure, this took a lot longer for me to accomplish than I thought. I'm just curious where everyone's head is at today. I promise this isn't for nefarious marketing purposes...but if you want to tell whether you prefer Coke or Pepsi that would be cool, I guess.

     

    No judgement, just be honest. I mean--let's not kid ourselves--none of us are "cool," so don't try to game the system. This isn't Facebook. I like you all for the fine people that you are.

     

    1) Tropical London--Rancid

    2) Nearly Beloved--The Wallflowers

    3) Soldier Boys and Jesus Freaks--Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

    4) Jump Into the Fog--The Wombats

    5) Help--The Beatles

     

    Huh, I seem to be feeling (tangentially) 80% British today. That's weird.

     

    Songs that were close but didn't quite make it:

     

    Surf's Up--The Beach Boys

    Lovecraft in Brooklyn--The Mountain Goats

    Stay--OIngo Boingo

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  10. Posted

     

    The Middle- Jimmy Eat World

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    Craptastic stuff like that.

     

    I am literally listening to Bleed American right now! Which is, in my opinion, T to B, one of the greatest albums of all time. I particularly like, "Hear You Me," "Get it Faster," "Cautioners," and "My Sundown." I think the problem with "The Middle" is that it has just been so overplayed, but I still can't help but sing along when I hear it.

     

    I also just downloaded, "Sometime Around Midnight."

     

    I'll uh, see myself out.

     

    Oh no, you don't. You're one of us now!

     

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    I wasn't in a band, but I hung out with mostly skate punks in high school, and it was pretty much the same thing. Hell, even if you liked the wrong KIND of punk. I literally had someone call me a

    "faggot"

    because I liked Op Ivy over Agnostic Front. They're a tolerant group. Anyway, I still like a lot of that music, but like Youth Brigade, I don't go in the pit like I used to anymore.

     

    Yeah, that was the real problem with that whole scene. To me, being "punk" was about being true to yourself and accepting everyone for their differences. So if you wanted to get all into The Carpenters or something, because you genuinely liked them, then that was being punk rock. Needless to say, since the majority of people into punk were in it just to be obnoxious and piss their parents off, me and the scene didn't really see eye to eye.

     

    And, for the record: Op Ivy >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Agnostic Front.

     

    Anyway, a couple things I've really gotten to enjoy as I've gotten older (as in, music I consider good and not horrible shit that I've grown to like):

    Bob Dylan - I used to hate his voice but thought he was an excellent songwriter. Then someone made me go through How to Listen to Bob Dylan. It starts you at the most accessible stuff and then slowly works in a lot of the stuff that's offputting for new listeners to Dylan.

     

    Simon and Garfunkel - My dad LOVES them, and I grew up with their records on constant repeat. I never could stand them (but liked most of Paul Simon's solo stuff). Then I heard "The Boxer" a couple years ago and it was like hearing it for the first time again somehow. I must have listened to it 100 times over a couple days. Then I listened to all of Bridge Over Troubled Water before getting into the rest of it.

     

    Elton John - My old roommate made me sit down and listen to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road because I said I didn't really like Elton. Needless to say, my mind was quickly changed.

     

    Dylan and I have a real dysfunctional relationship. I will go through periods of thinking he's great and then there are times when I feel like his pretentiousness is too much to bear. Oddly enough, I have always enjoyed S&G, even though it can be argued Simon's own affectations can be a bit much at times.

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    BNL, the hell bro? Why would you be disinclined to admit that? Their Gordon album is literally in the CD player of my car and it's my favourite album.

     

    My examples are objectively bad but I do love them for what they are: radio filler and sexy dance jams

     

    Artist: The Pussycat Dolls and Ashlee Simpson (but not Pieces of Me or Shadow)

    Song: Nothing in the World by Paris Hilton

     

    Holy Crap! I can like BNL without fear of reprisal? Today is a grand day indeed! Years ago, I was in what I'd guess you call a "punk" band and anytime I brought up anything outside of that scene as an influence it was met with cruel, soul crushing derision.

     

    Since I am now freed of this burden, Steven Page's "Clifton Springs" is a straight up, achingly beautiful song.

     

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    All in all, I like everyone's picks. I think we're all really having a break though here.

     

    Here's another question: Are there any bands that you used to hate, but as you've gotten older, you suddenly dig? For instance, I used to hate the Grateful Dead and Phish, and then about three weeks ago I was like, "You know what? These guys aren't half bad."

     

    I'm going through some changes here, guys and I really don't know what's happening to me...

     

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  12. Posted

    Oh no I genuinely don't care! I was just stating my further lack of involvement in the conversation because Star Wars is srs business and I want to experience it like I did as a nerdy little child.

     

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    It's really just your excuse to disappear from the thread for the rest of the week, isn't it?

     

    I'm not going to let that happen! Since we've already discussed The Avengers and Princess Party Pooper won't let us talk about Star Wars, how about this?

     

    To everyone:

     

    What band/musician do you un-ironically like, but would be disinclined to admit to in real life? You don't have to own their entire catalog or anything, just something you jam to when no one else is around. Bonus: What bad songs (doesn't have to be the same band as the previous question) do you like? We are all protected by Internet anonymity, so be as honest as you like. Purge yourselves.

     

    Mine:

     

     

     

     

    Band--Barenaked Ladies

     

    Songs--"Hook" Blues Travller, "We Built this City" Starship

     

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  13. Posted

    I actually don't want to read/hear anyone's theories on Force Awakens cause if they're right I want to be surprised lol. Soooo I know that main one about Luke and my friend keeps throwing his at me unwarranted but I refuse to read this lol.

     

    That's my bad. I brought the discussion to the table. I would never do anything to hurt you.

     

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  15. Posted

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING ON THE INTERNET WHILE THERE ARE STAR WARS MOVIES TO BE SEEN?!

     

    My theory about Luke is that he's going to intervene in the fight between Finn and Kylo Ren. We aren't going to know where he is, and he's going to show up to fight off Ren so that Finn can escape. In that scenario, though, I really hope Ren doesn't kill Luke, because it would just feel totally derivative of Obi-Wan in Episode IV and Qui-Gon in Episode I.

     

    I can see that.

     

     

     

     

    I also hope they don't kill Luke off, in this Episode at least, as I think that would do nothing but cause a bunch of problems and piss a lot of people off. Not only would they be banking too much on the Worf Effect, but you'd be killing off the last prominent Jedi. Also, since I'm 90% sure Han is going to die, you'd be killing off two of the original trilogy's main characters in one film. That's just hubris. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind if they die, I would just prefer they don't die in the same movie.

     

     

    Honestly though, I hope we are all wrong and are all super surprised how it all plays out. I cannot wait!

     

    ETA: I'm going to wrap these posts in "spoiler" tags. I'm not trying to be so cocky as to suggest I'm 100% right, but if I am, I'd hate to ruin it for anyone. I'm sorry that I didn't think to do so initially.

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  16. Posted

    I'm so confused about who is who in the new Star Wars? I thought Kylo Ren was Mr Grumpypants from Girls? I'm a fan of the original three, but this shit is getting out of hand...

     

    Character wise, no one really knows at this point--it's all speculation.

     

    The rumor going around is that Kylo Ren isn't--as we've been led to believe--Mr. Grumpypants, but actually Luke Skywalker. As far as everyone else is concerned, the only person to have a confirmed first and last name is Poe Dameron. Since the studio is keeping Rey and Finn's surnames a secret at this point, it's safe to assume they are related to somebody significant, but otherwise, everyone is just as in the dark as you.

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  17. Posted

    The only things we know for a fact is that a Luke like figure puts a robotic hand on R2D2 and he is missing from the poster. The Luke like figure probably is Luke. The background surroundings to that scene look similar to the background in the scene where Kylo Ren is coming out of a shuttle with some troopers. So those two scenes are probably connected. I think that the scenes in question are connected and happening at the beginning of the movie. Kylo Ren is hunting down Luke, finds him hiding on a planet, they fight and Ren and wins. This establishes the threat and skill of Ren early in the film as seals his place as a new Darth Vader like character. However, much like Obi Wan, Luke is able to appear again as a sort of "force ghost" to guide the new Jedi whether that be Rey or Finn or both. This would explain his absence from the poster because if he's a ghost most of the time that would be a big spoiler on the poster, and it could explain the scene of Leia crying. This also echos A New Hope with Luke becoming like Obi Wan in that film. Too old to fight, but still guides and trains the new Jedi.

     

    I like it, but how about this?

     

     

     

     

    The movie opens with Kylo Ren chasing a mysterious hooded figure. Cornered, this figure lays his hand on his R2 unit and records the message, "Leia Organa Solo, you're my only hope." He then sends the droid away, his fate is uncertain. Leia gets this message, and since she is tied up with Republic stuff, she can't go after him. Han volunteers to go find him but she's "got a bad feeling about this." Han teams up with Rey and Finn and goes after Luke. It turns out Kylo Ren is Han and Leia's son who has a hard on for Star Wars Collectibles--specifically anything Darth Vader related. He wasn't trying to kill Luke, he was trying to get a ultra-rare action figure. Han tries to reason with him, but he is struck down (since there's no way Ford is coming back to do another one). Finn and Rey escape with Chewie. The last shot of the movie is them entering a temple on a strange planet and out of the shadows steps Luke Skywalker.

     

     

    End of movie.

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  18. Posted

    Although, it doesn't make sense that one of the reasons that Anakin was easily drawn over to the dark side was because he enrolled in Jedi school so late and yet Luke was much much older, and got far less training when he learned to use the force and stayed good. At least he turning to the dark side would inject some much needed consistency into the official canon.

     

    I agree with you, but that more or less undermines and negates Luke's journey in RotJ. A huge part of that movie is Luke's struggle between the Light and the Dark. He wants to be good, but now that he knows Vader is his father, how much of that Darkness is in him? A part of this struggle can be seen in Lucas' heavy-handed shirt symbolism. Throughout the movie, Luke is dressed in black, but once he definitively chooses the Light Side, his shirt is revealed to be white underneath--right across his heart (awwwwwww).

     

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    Yes, he was too old, but that just makes his journey all the more impressive. He faces his Temptation, and despite all the odds against him, he comes out clean on the other side. If Luke turns evil in FA, it would be like after all the training and growth Daniel LaRusso underwent during the Karate Kid, he used it to supplant Billy Zabka as the biggest bully in school.

     

    I really do recommend The Clones Wars (and Rebels) as supplemental entities. Yes, they can be kiddie and cheesy, but so can the movies. It just makes Anakin's heel-turn seem much less abrupt when you realize that a) unlike Luke, he's always been kind of a dick (but in a likable way), b ) his problem is he cares about EVERYONE too much, even the clones under his command, and c) the Jedi Order was pretty broken, and were kind of asshats to him--he earned a spot on that council dammit!.

     

    Would love for Paul, June and Jason with guest (and STAR WARS fan) Matt Gourley to do an episode on THE PHANTOM MENACE in tandem with the release of THE FORCE AWAKENS. ATTACK OF THE CLONES is the worst film but punishingly boring where there's fun to be had with TPM.

     

    I love the poster, I agree with you about AotC, and I would love Matt Gourley to come on again, but I just feel that TPM has been done to death. Maybe they should do Caravan of Courage or The Battle for Endor...they are both horrible and terrifying.

     

    My opinion might not count for much as I've never watched Episodes IV, V, or VI

     

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    Actually though, for having never seen them, you're right on point.

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    In regard to Paul's Force Awakens theory, I have to say, although I think it is highly likely (not as Kylo Ren, but as an Emperor type figure), I sincerely hope that's not what happens in the movie. According to the rumor I saw, this theory is based on the fact Mark Hamill hasn't been seen in any of the promotion materials for the movie so it will be a huge shock when he is revealed to be the bad guy. I can't think of that coming off as anything but derivative--his father was a noble Jedi Knight, but grew up to be evil; he was a noble Jedi Knight, but grew up to be evil; Finn and Rey were noble Jedi Knights, and in thirty years, guess what happens...

     

    It just seems so nihilistic.

     

    My hope is Mark Hamill's absence in the promotion of the film is that a big part of it will be about the mystery of "Where's Luke Skywalker?" I would rather, when they find him, for Luke to be dead then for him to be evil--maybe all they find are recordings or something.

     

    But who am I kidding, I'm sure I'll love it! It's still more Star Wars, and that's never a bad thing. I even like the prequels for what they are, even though I feel the Clone Wars cartoon did a much better job of telling the story of Anakin Skywalker. For my money, cartoon Anakin will always be my Anakin.

     

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    Since I was having trouble coming up with an Avenger for Paul, if Paul's sole criteria is that he is bald, I suppose I could pencil him in as The Vision. It would also dovetail nicely with my June as The Scarlet Witch.

     

    In fact, if we're just going with superficial attributes, I'd say:

     

    Paul = The Vision

    June = Black Widow

    Jason = Hercules (based on beard grooming and ancestry)

     

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    My picks for HDTGM Avengers:

     

    Jason Mantzoukas = Beast. Hirsute, very intelligent, fun loving attitude and acerbic wit.

     

    June Diane Raphael = Squirrel Girl! For her love of animals and caring of the little things. Also secretly the most badass

     

    Paul Scheer = Wonder Man. Talented actor, and best friends with Beast! I agree with fellow Cameron though. Want to say Cap because of the leadership but just doesn't seem right.

     

    If we want to broaden the field a bit, I would argue that Paul F. Tompkins would make a more suitable Beast. I also would also say:

     

    Scott Aukerman=Mr. Fantastic

    Kumail Nanjiani=Spider-Man

    Nick Kroll=Hawkeye

    Matt Gourley=The Wasp

     

     

    Who else?

     

    (And then we have to do the DCU. God, is our work never done?!)

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  21. Posted

    Yeah, and I'm hoping they don't use it again. Not to start a whole "Why did they change the theme?!" discussion again, but I wasn't a big fan. Then again, it's better than anything I could come up with, I'm sure.

     

    On the flip side, I love the Nic Cage theme even if it isn't my favorite bit.

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  22. Posted

    Ummmmmm....X-Men are not Avengers, Paul.

     

    (Except Wolverine, but he's on every team)

    Oh cool, this is the first Amazon Prime movie they've done since I subscribed to Amazon Prime.

     

    Xavier was also in New Avengers/Illuminati. I'd guess that Jean Gray was also in some form of the Avengers at some point given how long she and they have been around. So, I'm sure that's what Paul was thinking of and it was a total coincidence that he picked three of the most prominent X-Men.

     

    I'm pretty sure he was just being a smart ass.

     

    My picks:

     

    Jason Mantzoukas = Quicksilver, for his quick wit and impatience for people who are slower than him.

     

    June Diane Raphael = Scarlet Witch, for her ability to warp and twist reality.

     

    Paul Scheer = Dr. Druid...just kidding. Actually, Paul is kind of tough. I'd like to say Captain America for his leadership abilities, but otherwise, I don't know if he really embodies Cap's goody two-shoes nature. Maybe Iron Fist--a peace keeper with streak of endearing naivete.

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  23. Posted

    Could we add JCVD to the pantheon of HDTGM saints?

     

    It'll be like Matthew, Mark, Luke and John but with Cage, Stallone, Travolta and Van Damme instead

     

    Okay, I love the idea, but unfortunately (as Fister pointed out), I don't think JCVD is quite "there" yet. He kind of reminds me of a young Mother Teresa--just starting out on the mean streets of Calcutta, hungry to prove she's got the goods. Sure, there was a lot of buzz, but the Vatican still kind of had to wait and see if she'd go the distance.

     

    I believe, in order to be canonized into HDTGM sainthood, one has to have at least three of their miracles movies covered by the gang. Right now he's sitting in the rectory, with crossed fingers and bated breath, alongside fellow one-timers Seagal, Norris, and Lambert. Venerable to be sure, but not beatified. But don't fret, I have faith that JCVD will get there! After all, there's still Time Cop and Universal Soldier.

     

    However, for those who have already achieved the lofty rank of HDTGM Saint, shouldn't we begin to assign them their Mission Impossible-esque specializations? For example: John Travolta, the Patron Saint of Creepy Face Touching.

     

    Aw... I've had a terrible long work week with no to little free time after work so I missed out on all the gif and JCVD fun...

     

    Shit, man, I'm sorry you've had a rough week. Just remember, whenever you're feeling low, there's at least one guy out there who's always got your back...

     

     

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  25. Posted

    This is what I live for. I couldn't decide so I picked them all.

     

    Agreed. I guess I was wrong about the episode dropping later today, but I saw on Twitter that The League just wrapped. I'm sure that's a pretty big deal--lots of emotions. I can imagine that Paul might not have had the time or been be in the head space to do a mini-episode.

     

    Oh well, more fun for us!

     

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