JMonsterface

In honor of our great hero Joe "Cup of" McGurl, I'd like to quote a famous June 4th speech by another great hero, Winston Churchill (Andrew, you'll probably like this). "We shall go on to the forum. We shall wish Joe a happy birthday in France, we shall wish Joe a happy birthday on the seas and oceans, we shall wish Joe a happy birthday with growing confidence and growing strength in his handsomeness, we shall wish a happy birthday to our handsome boy, whatever the cost may be. We shall wish Joe a happy birthday on the beaches, we shall wish Joe a happy birthday on the landing grounds, we shall wish Joe a happy birthday in the fields and in the streets, we shall wish Joe a happy birthday in the hills; we shall never be handsomer..." Happy Birthday Joe, you earned it! ps- Sorry everyone I sprained my liking finger so ill be out of commission for a little bit. That said I've really -er -been enjoying everybody's posts, especially yours, all of my closest friends.

Ross, did Jay Leno ever give you one of those cool denim shirts? Ross, does Rosie O Donnell ever use those koosh balls out of anger? Ross, have you forgiven the guy that ate your special sandwich?

Classic American Diaper!

OK OK, you can stop hounding me! I'll be "real". My favorite movie is Airplane, my favorite band is Foxygen, my favorite show is Fooly Cooly, and my favorite color is orange. I promise I only ignored Andy's excellent format because I'm too insecure to take up that much vertical space! I also promise that I only posted this because you all made alcohol seem like a cool thing to do. I can't wait until tomorrow when I find out how cool regret feels! ps- A Bears album is so good that I feel like complimenting it would be condescending.

Best of ep. Citizen Kane. Breaking Bad and The Wire. The Beatles. New York, New York. All colors are equal. Rocky Dennis. 70. Toe.

Andy, that was really fucking beautiful. Wow.

Wait, that wasn't Tim in the video?

I'm gonna have to second that "The Bugle" recommendation, it's shorter than most p-casts, but it's just a great song and a great way for Howard to kick off his chart. No but seriously, it's a great pod. Who Charted I mean. No but seriously, Seriously, seriously seriously... Guys, I can't stop, I'm getting scared... edit- I DO THINK THE BUGLE IS A GOOD PODCAST! *sigh* that feels better.

You were born to pie... also Live free, pie hard...

I'm really worried about Howard.

Yes, yes, I am indeed quite smart and I do indeed know what that is. Getting verrry close.

Hey, I discriminate very harshly based on a secret set of criteria known only subconsciously by A Bear and probably BoScout cause that dudes a friggin genius and I think he can see inside my soul. That said, if anyone does manage to guess my secret formula then I will award you with one of my much-talked-about "likes".

Don't think I forgot about you buddy!

Well Just Add Pepper, looks like you've stirred up some juicy controversy, I hope you're happy!

I had some watermelon today and this is exactly how I would describe it! Come at me haters!

Having now finished the episode I gotta say, it was really good and all, but I'm kinda surprised how much stuff they just glossed over! Maybe they're just trying not to step on any toes, but it would have been really interesting to hear their thoughts on that time Dave wanted to quit the show and went to Africa, or when he founded Wendy's hamburgers, or when he would say "Buh-bye" in that funny mean way.

Anyone else gettin' a little hot under the collar with all this graphic descriptions of bump shape?

Classic Hayes N Sean!

But I thought I was gonna be the one to marry kittens! I promise I look exactly like my profile pic! Ahh well, always the bridesmaid, never the husband of many small and lovable english cats...

Wow, Engineer Rashid's Spiderman cleanup riff was absolutely psychedelic! Glad that clip made it into the best of!

Now this is the type of comment I can get behind! While I'm commenting anyway though, I'll just say that it's sort of bittersweet and pathetic how Engineer Cody's newfound interest in amateur pickling is an obvious reaction to Brett's well known mustarding success. I'm torn between being disgusted and just wanting to tell him he did a good job for trying...

You just made me feel so good about myself Steve! You've always treated me so nice!

Andrew likes his threads like he likes his coffee: just one or he gets jittery. What has one thread in the morning, one thread in the afternoon, and one thread in the evening? The ideal HH forum. What do Andrew and a Bob Marley's greatest hits compilation both have? "One" love!

Wow, this thread is really getting to be "panic attack" levels of great!

Sorry folks.. I guess I'd better go live under the ground for awhile...