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  1. Posted

    Well this forum has become much less active than it used to be, so I will take this opportunity to review then new Taco Bell WILD naked chicken chalupa.

     

    It tastes bad

     

    I am pretty sure the meat is rat meat

     

    I appreciate the spice, but it isn't helping

     

    This was a bad lunch

     

    whelp, love y'all

     

    Maybe they shouldn't make taco shells out of fried chicken.

     

    Back in the day Dengler would have banned me for this.

     

    Word is he's moderating the Headgum forums these days

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  3. Posted

    Please forgive me for the punchiness but I just had an argument with my friend about Star Wars so I'm feelin a bit hot.

     

    I had mixed feelings about "A Futile And Stupid Gesture".

     

    On the one hand, the casting was. of course. excellent, and the subject matter is fascinating. but I thought the part where they glorify the heck out of these Hogwarts alumni was a little heavy handed. Like, I get that that was part of the joke, but as a poor fat schlub, seeing this movie portray these rich successful schlubs made me a bit jealous.

     

    Also I think David Wain over-lights everything.

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  8. Posted

    I just found this thread and I feel really embarrassed that I didn't find it sooner...

     

    It's so funny...

     

    I feel so despondent...

     

    I guess, I will share my movie idea now

     

    so it's a movie about a young man

     

    he is very mysterious and probably handsome, and he has a habit of being late to the party so to speak

     

    but he has a secret

     

    he actually is really really good at doing skateboard tricks and if any of you saw him do one you would probably be really impressed and also the man is me, I was talking about me the whole time

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  10. Posted

    Ok guys, I was too nervous to show up in the last thread because some big-names were talking about me, but I'm finally here and I am ready to say my piece.

     

    The Last Jedi was great. Like, really really great. I don't understand why everyone hates it. Even the people who liked it hated the casino part, which I thought was also great. I just don't get it. Why is everyone so mad at this wonderful movie?

     

    Anyway, great episode boys!

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  11. Posted

    Well, I had a really good thanksgiving, and that is something I appreciate.

     

    Anyway, when I (just now) saw the guest for this episode, I went, "hwAAAAAAH", which is the best way I can think of to describe a big gasp (at least the way I do one).

     

    What I am really trying to say is this: to anyone who dropped even the slightest of spoilies,

     

    ...lame dude!

     

    Anyways, since I already don't care, you might as well all fill me in on the autofellatio stuff

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  14. Posted

    There was a time when Sean and Hayes never ever came here, but we all competed for the right to be included in eacother's elaborate fan fiction.

     

    It was in that time that the greatest of us succeeded.

     

    Edit- For the record, I am kidding of course. Hayes and Sean used to engage with the forums from back in the RSS days (I was not there, I didn't show up for a very long time after) when they were adorable babies with their first podcast all the way through at least 100 eps of this show and beyond occasionally.

     

    I always figured they stopped because they actually became popular.

     

    Anyway, I get why people don't post here as much, but I still think it's a nice place and we shouldn't call it dead or whatever.

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  15. Posted

    This was a real Bad Boys of Hollywood episode!

     

    I wanted to have a more funny outlandish premise to post about, but when I was trying to think of one I knocked over a box of those little red coffee stirrers, and when I tried to clean up the mess I got creamer all over my hands, so all the napkins were sticking to everything, and the person at the Starbucks got mad and yelled, "hey, what the HELL are you doing", and even though that hurt my feelings, they were right to ask, because I was comedically grasping at straws.

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  16. Posted

    Finally, I managed to be the first person to comment on a brand new HH episode.

     

    Here's the description:

     

    After last week's blockbuster extravaganza, I am SHOCKED to see the boys raise the bar so high that their bed post notches have reached well into culture's symbolic father's attic where we can hear grandad's ghost make everyone feel weird.

     

    Pretty grossed out about the description to be honest, but I'm just so happy to have another episode.

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