greazey_bob

Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.

Finders keepers, losers creepers around the finder's house while sleepers wear what's found around their necks and losers weep with sweet regret.

So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.

Cheerio, cocoa puff, honey almond hobo muff, and a fine oatmeal raisin crisp to you too.

Leprosy is so last ear.

You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.

It takes a Village Inn, five food trucks and an Arby's.

Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?

The best defense is a good off-putting body spray like death or could I get a few dollars.

Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.

Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.

When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.

One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.

My elevator pitch? Slider low and away, gets em every time.

Loved the bonus onus bit

Phew, good thing I didn't call in and share my own ice skating Clem Dawg face punch story

"I'm experiencing them anew every time" exactly how I feel about the boys each week

I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.

I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.

I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.

If I had a nickel for every time I had fifteen cents, carry the one, compounded anally, jk, business is so easy.

raw ep, oh hi Spencer you think Dan H is a twisted maniac? now bear witness to what irreverence really looks like COLIN!!!

I want you all to know that I'm a proud robosexual. But it's not what you think, I only just fuck robots.

I like this ep because it made me loff but also made me smile